Man (1): Who is this?

LPC: The original Maple Thorpe.

Man (1): You got the wrong number.

LPC: I was callin' about Spencer Zebra.

Man (1): Man, I told you you got the wrong fucking number.

Man (1): That's not what Spencer live here.

LPC: No, your zebra's coming down to you.

Man (1): What?

LPC: I'm gonna bring your zebra on down to ya.

Man (1): Let's tell man, if you don't know if you don't call the police,

Man (1): you're gonna stop fucking with my bones.

LPC: Well, what time is zebra good for you?

LPC: Hey, this is Kermit Neville?

LPC: Kermit Neville?

Man (2): Yeah, what do you want, man?

Man (2): Quit calling here.

LPC: I don't understand the, uh... hang-up here, you know?

Man (2): Quit callin' me. Okay?

LPC: Yeah, I don't think you got it figured out yet, partner.

Man (2): Quit calling me.

Man (2): I don't know what you're about.

Man (2): You get the wrong number.

Man (2): It's midnight, quit calling me.

LPC: It's really simple, man.

LPC: How would you like Spinerating at your head?

LPC: Easy.

Man (2): Easy, pal.

Man (2): Later.

LPC: Real quick, just set it off from me.

LPC: I'll come pick it up.

Man (2): I don't know what you're talking about.

Man (2): What the spider is.

LPC: I'm gonna play a spider on your head.

Man (2): Okay.

Man (2): All right, pal.

LPC: How's I grabbed me?

Man (2): You bet, pal.

LPC: You talk pretty tough over the phone.

Man (2): Goodnight.