John: Yes, this is John with Max Service Medical Services. How are you today, sir?

SPEAKER_01: Oh.

John: I'm just calling, and we do have to hide your code, I'm sure.

John: And we do have the waxen brand.

John: Would you like for me to send you an order right now, sir?

LPC: Can I get a sample?

John: A sample?

LPC: Mmhmm.

John: I don’t believe you can, sir.

SPEAKER_01: Certainly free.

John: We're gonna give you a special deal, sir.

John: I mean, we do have to wax some brand.

John: Wexham brand, which is the best hydrocodum brand that there is?

LPC: [slurred] Does it give you a good sensation?

John: I mean, yes, this is the Watson brand, sir. The original ones.

SPEAKER_01: Oh.

SPEAKER_01: I take the 4200 drink.

SPEAKER_00: The 4200?

LPC: I lick them and swallow them.

John: No problem.

John: So what I'm going to do, okay, I'm going to document on this record that that's a prescription

John: that you use.

SPEAKER_01: I'm on the back at the DACO, do.

SPEAKER_01: Who do?

John: Okay, that sounds good.

John: So what else we do?

John: Okay, when we do have that prescription, we will give you a call.

John: Thank you, sir.

John: You have a wonderful day.

Smith: Hi, this is Mr. Smith.

Smith: Sir, call me on behalf of Max Services online pharmacy.

Smith: How many day supplies, sir, do you purchase?

Smith: Pain release medication, hydrocodone?

SPEAKER_01: 400.

None: 400?

SPEAKER_01: On hydrocodone.

LPC: Do you have Mongolian strength?

Smith: No, sir.

Smith: We have hydrocodone, and we have the Wrexon brand, and we have the AP&P.

LPC: Okay.

Smith: ...the one that we do have is the hydrocodone...

LPC: Hydrocodone, man.

Smith: We do have a special home free sheep in the hamble, which is right now we're going to

Smith: very briefly verify here from now.

SPEAKER_01: verify your information to show that between scabbat.

LPC: Do you want me to karate chop you?

Smith: I'm sorry?

LPC: Do you deliver by moose, or...?

Smith: By moose?

LPC: Are you on the loose?

SPEAKER_01: What is the moose that you say?

LPC: A moose.

Smith: Oh, a moose.

LPC: I see a moose.

Smith: Do you see a moon?

Smith: Okay.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Are you on the loose?

Smith: No, sir, no, we... no, no, no, I'm not on the loose.

LPC: I just got bit by a goose.

Smith: Okay.

LPC: I need a masseuse.

LPC: What are we doin'?

Smith: Okay, in order for me to help you with your medication, sir,

Smith: I need to verify your inflammation and write it down on your order.

Smith: So the way I can submit it and give you your order ID number and provide you with the customer service and the appropriate number

Smith: for you be able to pick your tracking number at your PS department.

LPC: Right.

Smith: Okay?

Smith: Just tell you one second.

Smith: I'm just telling you the information that I see here and I just need you to tell me if I have the right way, the correct way, sir.

LPC: Yeah.

Smith: Okay.

Smith: Can you please tell me your database?

SPEAKER_01: 2892.

SPEAKER_01: 4-2.

SPEAKER_01: 92.

SPEAKER_01: 84.

Smith: Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 22.

None: 22.

SPEAKER_01: Okay, 22.

SPEAKER_01: 22.

SPEAKER_01: 82.

LPC: 83.

LPC: 42.

SPEAKER_01: 42.

LPC: Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: Is Yoshibina's good beat of Senate of the building?

LPC: I'm growing a beard.

Smith: Okay.

Smith: Do you have...

LPC: It's going to be the longest beard... [slurred] ...in the world.

Smith: Sir, do you have any... any middle initial letter on your credit card number?

LPC: Yes.

Smith: Can you please tell me what is that, uh, middle initial?

LPC: VDX.

Smith: Hold on the minute.

Kevin: Good evening. Thank you very much for holding. My name is Kevin for a supervisor. How are you?

LPC: Good.

Kevin: That's great. Okay. Um, give me a second.

Kevin: Would you like to purchase your order?

LPC: Okay.

Kevin: Would you?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Are you ready to demonstrate?

Kevin: Yes, I am.

LPC: Okay.

Kevin: Why... why... why do you aks?

LPC: 'Cause I'm on a moose right now.

Kevin: You're on a moose?

LPC: And I don't have time for your little routine, you know?

Kevin: No, it ain't no routine.

Kevin: You want to purchase an order of hydrocodone, correct?

LPC: Look, can I ask you, can I ask you a question?

Kevin: Yes, you may.

LPC: Are you on the loose?

Kevin: Mm, I don't... understand that question.

SPEAKER_01: Well, how do you?

Kevin: I don't know what you mean.

Kevin: I'm the loose.

Kevin: What do you mean by, uh, um, decipher loose?

SPEAKER_01: Define the loose?

LPC: Define the loose?

Kevin: Decisfer loose.

Kevin: What do you mean by loose?

Kevin: I don't know what the loose is.

LPC: Like a...

Kevin: If you can explain to me, if you can explain to me what you mean by the loose or am I loose?

Kevin: Then I could give you a correct answer.

LPC: Like a Papoose.

Kevin: Okay.

LPC: I'm in the park.

LPC: I live in a park.

Kevin: Really?

LPC: Yeah.

Kevin: Okay.

Kevin: Do you have a metal initial?

LPC: Yes.

Kevin: What is it?

SPEAKER_01: ZDX?

LPC: VDX?

Kevin: VDX?

LPC: I'm going to take a bull whip to you.

Kevin: Um, for our computer just closed.

Kevin: You have a great evening.

LPC: I'm gonna kick you in there.

Kevin: Nah, take it easy in the park, all right?

Kevin: The computer froze and we can't purchase your org.

LPC: Do you want an art?

Kevin: You take it easy in the park and I hope you, you know, you're looser than what you are.

Kevin: Take it easy.

SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.