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Longmont Potion Castle 5 · 2005

Helium Socket

Track 5

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  • LPC: Yeah, this is Red Brown callin' about your order.
  • Man: What order?
  • LPC: You ordered those helium muffins.
  • Man: What's that?
  • LPC: Helium muffin.
  • Man: Muffins.
  • LPC: Helium muffins.
  • Man: Helium muffins.
  • LPC: What's a good time on that, sir?
  • Man: No, you're wasting your damn time, bubba.
  • Man: What are you talking about? Who you talk?
  • Man: Who are you supposed to be talkin' to?
  • LPC: You ordered that helium socket.
  • Man: Helium.
  • Man: What's my name?
  • Man: You're wastin' your damn time.
  • SPEAKER_01: I need a check for $478.
  • Man: Oh, you're out of bonk, boy.
  • Man: You're not gonna get anything.
  • SPEAKER_01: You're screwy, boy.
  • Man: You're screwy, boy.
  • Man: Keep it up.
  • Man: Keep it up.
  • Man: I'm going to call the police.
  • LPC: What are you talkin' about?
  • Man: What's my name?
  • LPC: You lot Perry?
  • Man: Nope.
  • Man: I think this is a scam.
  • Man: You're not getting anything from here because I'm going to call the police.
  • LPC: What's my name?
  • Man: I don't know what the hell your name is.
  • Man: Who's you trying to screw, boy?
  • None: I'm talking to screw, boy.
  • LPC: I'm talking to.
  • LPC: to you, Homer, and I need a cashier's check in the next 10 minutes.
  • Woman: You're not?
  • Woman: Casheard check on what?
  • Woman: His name isn't Homer.
  • LPC: What the hell's my name?
  • Woman: I wouldn't know.
  • Man: You're pretty screw if you don't know
  • Man: a long time name.
  • LPC: Who're you tryin' to screw?
  • Man: You're the one that's trying to screw.
  • Woman: Anything.