Megan: Tomorrow's Brides, this is Megan. How can I help you?

LPC: This is Frickey... calling.

Megan: Okay.

LPC: And... uhh, I'd like you to weave me. [exhales] Tonight, if possible.

Megan: You'd like to get a weave?

LPC: Yeah, just go ahead and weave me down, you know.

Megan: Uh, we don't have any appointments left over. Is it for hair?

LPC: Whatever... whatever it takes. [exhales]

Megan: I can set you up in, uh... uhh, uh... is it for highlights?

LPC: You can weave me up or down or...

Megan: Excuse me?

LPC: Uh, this is Fricky.

LPC: And, uh, what was about six?

LPC: Works for me, works for me.

Megan: I, um... don't understand what you're asking me for.

LPC: Just, I'd just go ahead and weave me down.

LPC: I'll let you open.

LPC: Hmm?

Megan: Um, we're a hair salon?

Megan: Tomorrow's Brides, this is Megan. How can I help you?

LPC: Hi, yes. I'd just like to make an appointment, please.

Megan: Okay, and what is it for?

LPC: A weave. please.

Megan: And you don't normally see somebody here?

LPC: Uh, I've seen, uh, Santana before.

Megan: We don't have anybody, by Santana.

LPC: Have you ever, uh... been, uh... rubbed by Santana, on the scalp?

Megan: Um, I don't know what you're talking about.

Megan: You're gonna have to hold on.

LPC: We, me, you know?

Megan: We don't...

Megan: Hold on.

LPC: Just gel me, you know, real quick.

Megan: You're gonna have to hold on.

LPC: Gel me up, down, you know, whatever.

Megan: Sir, can you please just stop calling?

LPC: I need to...

Megan: Stop calling.

LPC: Can I get in there tomorrow?

Megan: You... no, you... cannot have any services done here. Goodbye.

LPC: Why?

Megan: Tomorrow's Brides, this is Megan. How can I help you?

LPC: Hello?

Megan: What are you having done?

Megan: Is it a haircut?

LPC: Hair and massage, I'm thinkin'.

Megan: Do you want to do an hour massage, half hour?

LPC: I like to take a two, three hours, just get things going, you know, a little bit,

LPC: and then spend the rest of the day just kind of get into a real hypnotic massage.

LPC: You guys got any ointment there, skin ointment?

Megan: Skin ointment?

LPC: Yeah.

Megan: For sale?

LPC: For use?

Megan: Well, in the massage, they use

Megan: massage oils.

LPC: Uh, for real personal use.

LPC: Some techniques I picked up on the Nile River.

Megan: Um.

Megan: Sir, please stop calling. I don't know what kind of salon you think this is, but it's not the type that you want.

LPC: Jell me up, down.

Megan: Sir, we don't have appointments for you. Please stop calling.

Megan: If you keep calling, I'm going to have to call the cops.