SPEAKER_00: Hello.

Man (1): Hello.

Man (1): Who's this?

LPC: [accented] I'm Dawson Yassen, and I'm... [dropping accent] ...trying to gather some information about the election.

Man (1): You know, you call here twice in the last minute following.

Man (1): You better stop.

LPC: Oh, I don't think...

Man (1): And who I vote for, of... or my wife, is none of your damn business.

Man (1): Yeah.

Man (1): Hello.

SPEAKER_00: Hi.

Man (1): I got to call, wait, and I ask you to call.

Man (1): I'm going to report you.

Man (1): Now, stop calling.

LPC: Do you want to go vote together?

Man (1): No.

Man (1): Now, stop calling.

LPC: Yes, I was just calling to ask who you voted for.

Woman (1): Um, I don't really think that's any of your business.

SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll give you $450.

Woman (1): Yeah, I bet you will.

Woman (1): I'm sure you will.

Woman (1): And let me tell you one other thing.

Woman (1): You call back here and you'll be paying somebody else $450 like a lawyer.

LPC: You should vote for me.

Woman (1): Yeah.

Woman (1): Uh-huh.

Woman (1): How nice evening.

SPEAKER_03: You should vote.

LPC: Well, you should vote--

LPC: I need you to tell me who you voted for, or if you... or if you even voted.

SPEAKER_00: or if you even vote for.

SPEAKER_00: voted.

Man (2): Excuse me?

LPC: Who'd you vote for, pal?

SPEAKER_00: Who'd I vote for, Powell?

Man (2): Who'd I vote for, Powell?

Man (2): I voted for Mao Soudoon.

LPC: Who?

Man (2): Mao Zedong.

Man (2): And Bin Laden.

Man (2): Benny.

Man (2): Actually, Benny's a friend of mine and we've known each other since we're in politics together.

LPC: I'm an in... a registered independent.

Man (2): I am a Marxist, socialist, Leninist, communist, Christian.

Man (2): Let's see, what else?

Man (2): America, Socialist Workers' Party, union member, Republican.

LPC: I'm gonna whoop you in ya.

LPC: Come election day, how's that sound?

Man (2): You... you need another drink.

Man (2): You need to get back into that stew you've been in.

Man (2): I don't usually give you people this much time, but this is rather enjoyable.

Man (2): Now, where'd you get this number?

LPC: I'm going to hoop you in there.

None: Ha ha.

None: Go back to your store.

Man (2): Go back to your stew.

LPC: Yes, who... I was wondering who you voted for?

Woman (2): I think I asked you not to call here.

Woman (2): I think I asked you not to call here twice.

Woman (2): And I'm not, and I won't ask again.

LPC: I was calling to find out who you were going to vote for.

Woman (3): What is none of your business.

Woman (3): Don't call again.

Woman (3): You called this eight times.

Woman (3): We're sick of it.

LPC: No, I didn't in... even call you before.

Woman (3): Oh, yes, you have.

Woman (3): Don't call again.

LPC: Yes, I was just calling to ask who you voted for.

Woman (4): Who are you voting for?

LPC: Well, that's fine.

LPC: the nature of the call.

Woman (4): [laughing] Well, what the hell is the nature of the call?

Woman (4): It's none of your business.

LPC: I'll give you $450 for the information.

Woman (4): Oh shit.

Woman (4): You tell me who I should vote for and I'm going with the opposite.

Woman (4): Who should I vote for?

LPC: Have I got your solemn word, ma'am?

Woman (4): You ain't got nothin'.

LPC: Well, I need to know who you plan on votin' for.

Woman (4): Well, that's too damn bad.

LPC: Who are you voting for?

Woman (5): What do you want to know?

LPC: I need to know.

Woman (5): Who? Why?

LPC: I give you money.

Woman (5): Uh, you don't give me nothin'.

LPC: Who are you voting for?

Woman (5): It's none of your business.

Man (3): Who is this?

LPC: Dick.

Man (3): Who are you?

LPC: Just calling to gather who you voted for.

Man (3): Well, I don't think it's any of your business.

Man (3): Who are you affiliated with?

Zorak: I ain't working at no lumber yard.

Man (3): Hello.

LPC: Yes, sir, I'm Fagan.

Man (3): I don't give a shit who you are.

Man (3): It's none of your business who I voted for.

LPC: Hi, I'm Ollie, and I was calling to ask who you voted for?

Woman (6): Nobody?

LPC: Can I ask why, please, ma'am?

Woman (6): Because I don't give a fuck.

Woman (6): Hello?

LPC: Hi, I'm Ollie calling.

LPC: And...

SPEAKER_03: Here.

LPC: I'm calling to ask...

LPC: who you're voted for.

SPEAKER_03: How do you not care?

LPC: I'm in the neighborhood coalition.

Woman (6): You're just a fucking annoying dude.

Man (4): Hello?

LPC: Hello?

LPC: This is Dick calling, and is this calling to ask who you're voting for?

Man (4): Oh, that's private.

Man (4): And you just called this number, I think.

Man (4): Do you have a phone number?

LPC: Yeah.

Man (4): Could you tell it to me?

LPC: Well, I'm just... I'm the one calling you--

Man (4): No, I'm asking you.

Man (4): If you want to ask me a personal question, I think I should be able to ask you one.

Man (4): to ask you one, and I think that thing you just said was obnoxious.

Man (4): But since I got caller ID, all right, I might not need you to answer the question for me.

Man (4): I think that was kind of an obnoxious response.

LPC: What?

Man (4): What you just said.

LPC: Well, which was what?

Man (4): And I don't think you need to be calling this number.

Man (4): And if you call this number again,

Man (4): I'm going to press charges against you.

Man (4): Do you understand?

LPC: Well, I'll give you $450 for the information.

Man (4): Do you all pay me?

Man (4): to tell you who I will vote for.

Man (4): That's illegal.

LPC: No?

Man (4): Yeah.

Man (4): Hello?

LPC: Hi, this is a date calling?

Man (4): Why are you calling here?

Man (4): Do you need a doctor?

LPC: I just want to know who you're vo...

Man (4): No, I'm asking you.

Man (4): Are you seeing a psychiatrist because you really should be calling them and not me?

LPC: What is your deal here tonight?

Man (4): Sir, you've called me three times, and I've asked you not to call.

Man (4): What is your deal?

LPC: Well, I've asked you not...

Man (4): respect an individual?

Man (4): Do you know my name?

Man (4): You need to talk to your doctor.

Man (4): Do you understand me?

LPC: About what?

Man (4): To be calling people three times in a row.

Man (4): If they don't want to talk to you, they don't want to talk to you.

Man (4): Why do you keep calling them?

LPC: I want to know who you're voting for.

Man (4): That's harassment.

Man (4): That's none of your business.

LPC: You're harassing me, pal.

Man (4): Excuse me, sir?

Man (4): You need to talk to your doctor.

LPC: I think that tone.

LPC: It's harassment.

Man (4): Sir, if you call here again, I'm going to press charges against you.

Man (4): There's something very seriously wrong with you and you need to see your doctor.

LPC: And I got too much at stake ridin' on this, here.

Man (4): You do.

Man (4): Are you an alcoholic, too, sir?

Man (4): A person's vote is their private business.

Man (4): You have called this number. This is your third time.

Man (4): You've been asked not to call.

Man (4): And I don't understand.

Man (4): I don't understand what your mind is thinking.

Man (4): And I have no idea and I really don't care.

LPC: I'm going to pay you to tell me who you're voting for.

Man (4): You're not going to pay me?

Man (4): No.

LPC: It's that simple.

LPC: I'll pay you a visit.

LPC: Whoope and you ain't.

Man (4): Okay, I'm getting on the other phone and call...

Man (4): Mom, I need the cell phone because I want to call the police.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: What's happening now?

Man (4): What you just heard, sir?

Man (4): I'm calling the police.

Man (4): I'm having them trace this call.

Man (4): I'm on my cell phone and having the police trace this call.

LPC: Good, you're committing the crime, buddy.

Man (4): Yep, sure I am.

LPC: And I'm going to kick you.