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Woman: Oh.
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LPC: Hello.
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Woman: Hello.
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LPC: Yeah, this is Bryce at...
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Woman: What did you say?
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LPC: This is Bryce at United Parcel Service.
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Woman: Yes.
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LPC: Y'all apparently ordered some, uh, bowling balls here. Chinese bowling balls. And, uh...
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Woman: Um, I think you have the wrong number.
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LPC: There's...
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LPC: Postage due and I need us to pick up a check and drop them off.
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Woman: I think you have the wrong number.
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LPC: No.
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Woman: I didn't order any bowling balls from China.
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LPC: No, they didn't pay enough freight, so you...
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LPC: freight, so your balance is $238, ma'am.
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Woman: Okay, you talk to my husband.
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Woman: He's time you owe $275.
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Man: Hello.
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LPC: Hello, this is Bryce over at UPS.
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Man: Yes.
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LPC: Uh, apparently, y'all ordered some, uh... Chinese bowling balls...
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LPC: ...but there was no freight paid on it.
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Man: Oh, that's too bad.
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LPC: Is it?
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Man: Yeah.
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LPC: Okay, well...
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LPC: Wait a minute.
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Man: Let me talk for a minute.
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Man: We've never ordered anything from China.
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Man: The last thing in the world would be
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Man: bowling balls. So you know what you can do with those bowling balls?
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LPC: No.
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Man: Well, I... I won't tell you over the telephone.
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LPC: How 'bout I come down there and tell you what you can do with 'em?
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Man: You can bring those bowling balls down here, and I'll have to please
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Man: ready for you when you get here.
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LPC: Sir, your balance is $382.
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Man: I don't give a shit what it is.
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Man: We didn't order them.
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Man: Do with them what you will!
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Man: Hello?
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LPC: Yeah, my name is Walter.
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LPC: I'm an administer.
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LPC: up here, UPS.
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LPC: What appears to be the problem here tonight, sir?
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Man: You have to be kidding.
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Man: Now look, use your good common sense.
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Man: We're standing here playing pool and you think we ordered seven bowling balls from China.
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Man: I told the other guy what he could do with the bowling balls.
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LPC: And what was that?
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Man: Now don't call back.