LPC: Some of your guys to bring a boat by so I can get on the water and test drive it.

Man: I need some of our guys to bring a boat by.

Man: Bring a boat by where, sir?

LPC: I live on the water. It's not going to be a logistical problem.

Man: I'm sorry, sir.

LPC: Oh, you are?

Man: Excuse me.

LPC: Well?

Man: I just picked up the phone and said, hello, sir.

Man: Maybe you'd like to fill me in on something.

LPC: Okay, let me fill you in on something right off the tip of you.

LPC: off the tip of my tongue here, and that's that I'm Bernard Fuddle.

LPC: And I've been on the water for 47 years.

LPC: I've been on schooners.

LPC: I've been on an 80-foot yacht, many times.

Man: In Colorado?

LPC: Now I live in Lahana, and I need a couple boats up.

LPC: I've got hundreds of millions of dollars.

LPC: But what you don't seem to fathom is I need to get out on the water alone

LPC: for two to three days, make a decision.

LPC: How does that sound right off the water?

Man: It sounds like right off the bat that there might be a couple of things that you and your money don't pass.

Man: I'm a little surprised that you would call and be surprised that I didn't know who you were

Man: and that over the phone I would tell you that why, sure,

Man: we'll send however many boats you want, for how many days you want.

LPC: Phone hell, I'm here now. I'm ready to meet up with your representative.

Man: Well, where's here now?

LPC: I'm in La Junta, Colorado.

Man: Um, okay.

LPC: Hundreds of millions of dollars in assets.

Man: Uh-huh.

Man: You know, I would like to help you, sir, but you're not making it very easy on my end.

LPC: Oh, no?

Man: Well.

LPC: I pray... I'm ready to come down there...

Man: And I have some statements that you're very wealthy and it seems to me your time

Man: and seems to me your time is worth more than mine.

Man: And I'm trying to work through this with you, but

Man: uh...

Man: You know, I'm listening.

LPC: I saw the hot air ball--

Man: What is the name of the business that you called?

LPC: I saw the blimp in the air.

Man: The blimp?

LPC: And I called the number.

Man: I don't have any blimp flying in the air.

LPC: I think you're barkin' up the wrong tree with your attitude here, pal.

LPC: I've been on the water 44 years.

LPC: And I expect, I've been on the sea for half that many years.

Man: You know, is it your money that buys you that?

Man: You know, is it your money that buys you?

Man: respect?

LPC: The boot on my foot.

LPC: Which I'll take to your seat.

Man: You know, I'm really impressed with that.

Man: Could you, uh...

Man: Goodness gracious, a phone call like this,

Man: and you're telling me all those things you're going to put a boot in my ass

Man: and I'm still on the telephone with you.

Man: I'm wondering if you've dialed the business that you think you have.

Man: Which kind of boat is it you're looking for?

LPC: Are you false advertising with your blimps or where are you else?

LPC: your blimps or I don't know where you stand.

Man: So you don't have any blimps in the air?

Man: Maybe you're trying to call good gear.

LPC: I think that you need to examine where you stand.

LPC: Before you put stuff in the air.

Man: The counter.

Man: Now where did you call?

LPC: I called the number in the air.

LPC: And if you guys are putting stuff out in the air,

LPC: and you can't even put your hands on it.

Man: This company doesn't have any blimps in the air.

Man: in the air.

LPC: You're going to have a lip on the sidewalk if they can come down there.

LPC: I got hundreds of millions of dollars at my disposal.

LPC: And...

Man: Could I ask the number that you dialed?

LPC: I need two boats this weekend.

LPC: Have you ever been to Lahana, Colorado before?

LPC: Well, that's where I keep hundreds of millions of dollars.

Man: You know what?

Man: It seems like you've had a couple of drinks.

Man: I'm not for sure.

Man: But I'm not for sure.

Man: I'm not going to ask you one more time. The phone number that you called.

LPC: I'm not going to ask you again.

LPC: When can you be here?

LPC: I'm in Lahonda. I'm on the water.

LPC: I'm on the water.

LPC: Now, ready to do business.

LPC: I'm ready to do a transaction that you guys put figures in the air.

Man: Sir.

LPC: And I'll whip y'ass!

Man: Okay.

Man: Why don't you stick that boot to the front line and get you kicking?