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Longmont Potion Castle 5 · 2005

Balladeer Dogbite

Track 29

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  • LPC: No, that's annoying.
  • Woman (2): What I'm doing?
  • LPC: Yeah, what's going on?
  • Woman (1): Who are you looking for?
  • LPC: Please fill all the fruit.
  • Woman (1): So, you're looking for fruit, huh?
  • LPC: Fuck, I have a...
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fruit?
  • Woman (1): What kind of fruit?
  • LPC: Grape?
  • Woman (1): Is this Josh?
  • LPC: Yeah?
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
  • LPC: I was, I was wondering if you wanted to get together and do a little ballad with me later?
  • Woman (2): Hello?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Woman (2): Who is it?
  • LPC: Joshua.
  • Woman (2): Joshma.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: You want to get together seeing some ballots, or?
  • LPC: Oh, like you.
  • LPC: Why not?
  • Woman (2): You're fucking, you know.
  • Woman (2): Who the fuck is this?
  • LPC: I've got a dynamite voice.
  • Woman (2): I don't think too.
  • LPC: You know?
  • Woman (2): No.
  • LPC: Shit.
  • Woman (2): Who is this?
  • Woman (2): Neal.
  • Woman (2): Neal.
  • Woman (2): Yeah.
  • Woman (2): Yeah, are you really bored right now?
  • LPC: That's what you're gonna do one.
  • LPC: When I get a moldy.
  • Woman (2): Oh, really?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Woman (2): Uh-huh.
  • Woman (2): You must be real bored and calling when you really have to talk him like this.
  • LPC: I'm over at the Gap.
  • Woman (2): Oh, are you?
  • Woman (2): That's cool.
  • LPC: Right on, around, girl.
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Thought maybe we could get together and eat some pudding, or something.
  • Woman (2): I mean, who are you?
  • LPC: This is Zimmerman.
  • Woman (2): Did you say "Zimmerman"?
  • LPC: Yeah, I did.
  • LPC: That did.
  • Woman (2): You talked to my pretty friend.
  • Woman (2): friend.
  • Woman (3): Hello.
  • LPC: Hi.
  • Woman (3): Hi.
  • LPC: Yeah, I experienced a real severe dog bite recently.
  • Woman (3): Did you?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • Woman (3): I'm sorry.
  • LPC: That's all right.
  • Woman (3): You're okay?
  • LPC: I'm fine, but you know.
  • Woman (3): Did you get visited?
  • LPC: I had to.
  • Woman (3): You had to?
  • Woman (3): Where are you bite you?
  • LPC: On the seat.
  • LPC: On the seat.
  • LPC: And I, nothing would make me feel better than a nice tall orange julius right now.
  • Woman (3): Really?
  • Woman (3): Well then you're going to probably want to come down here, because we don't know.
  • SPEAKER_01: down here because we don't deliver.
  • LPC: Right.
  • Woman (3): Yeah.
  • LPC: Yeah, throw some clothes on and come down there.
  • SPEAKER_01: Are you naked?
  • LPC: Yeah.
  • LPC: Oh, baby.
  • LPC: [laughs] What's the flavor of the month, darlin'?
  • Woman (2): Uh, tough.
  • LPC: We're tropical.
  • LPC: It sounds a little dangerous.
  • Woman (3): Yeah, well, it's tough.
  • Woman (3): Banana, pineapple, strawberry, and orange.
  • LPC: It sounds a little wild.
  • Woman (3): A little wild.
  • LPC: Might wanna slow it down, slow down the pace a little bit for me.
  • Woman (3): All right.
  • Woman (3): Well, we've got to strawberry orange.
  • LPC: There you go.
  • LPC: That's a little more my speed, I think.
  • SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably.
  • LPC: I just got out of a veterinary rehab center, four hours ago.
  • SPEAKER_01: He got insulin?
  • LPC: I got a bit on the butt on a bad.
  • Woman (3): Oh, yeah.
  • Woman (3): Oh, yeah.
  • LPC: ...six and a half foot tall Great Dane.
  • Woman (3): Six and a half foot tall, huh?
  • LPC: Well, I am.
  • Woman (3): Oh, you are. I--
  • LPC: He was a good four feet tall.
  • Woman (3): Oh, he was a good fort.
  • Woman (3): Oh, okay, I get it.
  • Woman (3): Yeah, so it wasn't right at the ass, huh?
  • Woman (3): Well, maybe not, but it's close enough.
  • SPEAKER_01: Close now.
  • LPC: Cool, yeah, I just got some climbing time booked with REI, and then I'll be over.
  • SPEAKER_01: Alright. Well, yeah, you come to get a group.