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Longmont Potion Castle 5 · 2005

Aqualamb

Track 4

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  • Man: Lender's. Hello?
  • LPC: Yeah, I needed to, uh... process some squid meat.
  • Man: Okay.
  • Man: Uh, don't do squids.
  • LPC: Well, how about I bring it down tomorrow?
  • Man: Nah, they don't do squid.
  • SPEAKER_00: 44 pounds.
  • Man: Uh, don't do squid.
  • Man: How they don't do squid?
  • LPC: How do you know?
  • Man: Because I see the product that they put together, it's all cat food and dog food.
  • LPC: Well, that's what it's for, a dog.
  • LPC: It's a new flavor. I invented it.
  • Man: Okay.
  • Man: Well, you have to come down and see Kenny tomorrow then.
  • LPC: You're going to be seeing something else.
  • LPC: Does I show up down there?
  • Man: Who the hell is this?
  • LPC: Rasmussen?
  • LPC: I'm gonna whoop be in the air?
  • LPC: Is what?
  • SPEAKER_00: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  • Man: I hadn't heard that name.
  • Man: It was like 50 years.
  • Man: That's good.
  • LPC: Are you ready to get chopping or what?
  • Man: Yeah, come on down and talk to Brown.
  • LPC: You're talking to a 440 pounds
  • LPC: here in a second.
  • None: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
  • LPC: I'm gonna whoop ya in the ass.
  • SPEAKER_00: Whoop you any, eh?
  • Man: Except I know better.
  • Man: Seriously, who is this?
  • LPC: This is Rasmuse and the ass.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • LPC: You ever see squid blubber before?
  • SPEAKER_00: I've seen Squid on a dinner table.
  • Man: Uh, I've seen squid on a, uh, dinner table.
  • LPC: Well, help me out.
  • LPC: You ever had tentacle meat?
  • Man: No.
  • Man: Not.
  • Man: I wouldn't even touch a squid. I saw it on a plate and that was it.
  • Man: In all seriousness, our guys do lamb and pork.
  • Man: That's all they do.
  • LPC: Well, how much for some of that aqualamb, then?
  • Man: Aqua lamb, that's cute.
  • SPEAKER_00: Man, that's cute.
  • LPC: Ready to rub a little lamb, or what?
  • Man: I'll tell you what, yeah, come on down.