SPEAKER_02: Hello? Yes, 92.

Woman (2): Huh?

Woman (1): You... you called me, what do you mean, "huh"? [laughs]

Woman (2): Oh, no? I waiting somebody for order.

Woman (1): Oh, no, we must be out of lines crossed.

Woman (2): Okay.

Woman (2): Paul?

Man (1): Hello, yes.

Woman (3): They help you?

Man (1): No, they order something.

Woman (3): Excuse me?

Man (1): Uh, they order.

Man (1): Order food.

Woman (3): Excuse me?

Man (1): Oh, the man, I say, order food.

Woman (3): Order food?

Man (1): Yes.

Woman (3): We don't do orders.

Woman (3): over the phone?

Man (1): Oh, I don't know.

Man (1): That guy called my phone.

Woman (3): Excuse me?

Man (1): The guy called my phone.

SPEAKER_11: Somebody called my phone.

Man (1): Somebody called my phone.

Woman (3): No, but who are you?

Woman (3): Okay, who's calling?

SPEAKER_11: I don't want them that guy call a phone.

Woman (3): Nobody, second.

Man (1): Okay.

SPEAKER_05: Anybody call anybody?

Man (1): Nobody calls, sir.

SPEAKER_05: Nobody calls.

Man (1): Sorry.

Woman (4): Okay, cream, may help you.

SPEAKER_15: Push the shell.

Man (2): Hello, Twist and Shout.

Woman (4): Hello.

Man (2): Hello, Twist and Shout.

SPEAKER_15: Twist and Shout?

Man (2): Twist and Shout.

Woman (5): Making a call-in-order who's got me on hold.

Woman (6): Hello?

Woman (5): Hello?

SPEAKER_06: Oh, is going to make only mortuary.

Woman (5): This is Waffle House on Peoria.

Woman (5): Someone called from there.

Woman (5): The gentleman told me to hang on a minute.

Woman (6): Um, no one called from here.

Woman (6): They've got anyone here but me.

Woman (5): Okay.

Woman (5): They called here at the restaurant and I answered Waffle House

Woman (5): Fiorea and a gentleman says I got a call on the other nine, hold on a minute.

Woman (6): Huh.

Woman (6): I don't understand that.

Woman (5): Okay, thank you.

SPEAKER_03: Uh, yes, sir.

Man (3): I was wondering if I can help you.

Man (3): Can I help you?

None: Uh, you...

Woman (7): Uh... you... you called here.

SPEAKER_02: No?

Woman (8): Hello?

SPEAKER_02: You have to do you.

None: Thank you.

SPEAKER_01: Pullinger.

Man (5): Hello?

Woman (8): Hello?

Woman (8): The bakery.

Man (6): Can I help you?

SPEAKER_03: Hello?

Woman (9): Uh-huh.

Woman (9): You called here?

Woman (9): No.

Man (6): No, I did not.

Woman (9): No, I did not.

Woman (9): You told me you had another call on the street.

Man (6): No, I did not.

Man (6): I just picked the phone up, it was ringing.

SPEAKER_09: Okay, it's fine.

Gary: Ninth Avenue A's Hard, where this is Gary.

Gary: Can I help you?

Man (6): Oh, this is Twist and Shout.

Gary: No, this is Ninth Avenue Ace Hardware.

Man (6): Oh, I'm a Twisted Shout.

Man (6): I phone just rang.

Man (6): I just picked it up.

Man (6): Weird, huh?

Gary: What?

Gary: Yeah.

SPEAKER_13: Hello?

Man (7): Hello.

Man (8): What can I do for ya?

SPEAKER_09: Hello?

SPEAKER_13: Can I do for you?

Man (7): This is 9th Avenue Haste Hardware.

Man (7): You guys called us?

Man (8): We called you?

Man (7): Yeah.

SPEAKER_11: That's what I know if I got a call here,

SPEAKER_11: and they told me to...

SPEAKER_13: Really?

SPEAKER_11: I just...

SPEAKER_09: Can you want to be the phone.

Man (9): Okay, go ahead.

Woman (10): Hello?

Man (9): Yes.

Man (9): Can you hear me?

Woman (10): Yes?

Man (9): Okay.

Man (9): Well, I'm waiting for you.

Woman (10): Huh?

Man (9): I'm waiting for you to... to ask me something.

Woman (10): What?

Man (9): I don't know.

Man (9): Someone called me.

Woman (10): Oh, well, it must have been a mistake.

Man (9): No, someone was asking about paint.

Man (9): This is ace hardware.

Woman (10): Well... we don't need anything from Ace Hardware.

SPEAKER_07: Damn it.

Man (9): Okay.

Man (9): Someone just asked me about paint.

LPC: We're goin' again, right here, right now!

Woman (10): Not from here.

Woman (10): Okay, bye.

Man (11): Hello?

SPEAKER_13: Yeah.

SPEAKER_13: No, anyone's up.

Man (11): What's going on?

Man (11): Hello.

Man (12): Hello.

Man (11): Hello.

Man (12): Do you need to melt?

Man (11): No.

SPEAKER_13: Like me...

SPEAKER_02: What?

Man (12): What?

Man (13): Thanks for holding, how can I help you?

Woman (12): Hello?

Woman (12): Yeah.

Woman (12): Is this a guy that called the kitty?

Man (13): Sorry?

Woman (12): I'm waiting for a gentleman that called me and he put me on hold the towel.

Woman (12): I don't know.

SPEAKER_01: Uh...

SPEAKER_01: This is vaguelyos.

Woman (12): Right.

Woman (12): There's gentlemen that called me at my store and put me on hold.

Man (13): Oh, really?

SPEAKER_01: Yes.

Man (13): Uh, where are you working?

Woman (12): Tiddy's East.

Woman (12): The porn shop.

Woman (13): Can you hold on while I go to the other phone, please?

Man (14): Sure.

SPEAKER_07: I got it!

SPEAKER_07: Hello?

Man (14): Hello?

Woman (13): Okay.

Man (15): How can I help you?

Woman (14): Um.

Woman (14): Somebody called me and wanted a,

Woman (14): one in places to go order.

Man (15): This is uh, Kitty South.

Man (15): You must have the wrong number.

Woman (14): Oh, well, somebody called me.

Man (15): Why didn't call you?

Woman (14): Bye.

Man (15): Bye.

SPEAKER_03: What's it?

Woman (16): Hello?

Woman (15): Hello?

Woman (16): Can I help him?

Woman (15): I'm sorry?

Woman (16): Can I help him?

Woman (16): Can I help?

Woman (15): I don't know.

SPEAKER_05: Uh, he's up here, no, not other again.

SPEAKER_05: He's, uh, the Kingston tenant restaurant.

SPEAKER_05: in the restaurant? Can I help?

Woman (15): Hold on.

Woman (16): I need someone to call in!

Woman (15): I'm sorry?

SPEAKER_05: I think someone to call in.

Woman (15): Someone to call in?

Woman (16): Yeah, to call to me, to call my phone.

Woman (15): Someone called the same?

Woman (16): Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_13: Uh, I...

SPEAKER_05: I don't know.

SPEAKER_05: Hold on, that.

Woman (16): Excuse me?

Woman (15): Uh, maybe, I don't know.

Woman (15): Hold on, okay?

Woman (16): Okay.

Woman (17): '[sampled]' And he was not Jewish. Was that a problem for you?

Woman (18): Well, at first, it's sort of what?

SPEAKER_06: Hey speaking?

Man (17): Uh, I was on hold for somebody else.

Woman (19): Hello?

Man (17): Hello?

Woman (19): This is Waffle House on Peoria.

Man (17): Uh, I was actually on hold for somebody else, I'm not sure how you got through.

Woman (20): Wait, did I just talk this second ago?

Woman (20): Actually, I think I picked up the long line.

Woman (20): I'm sorry?

Woman (21): I'm, uh, I don't know what happened to get the lines just crossed.

SPEAKER_06: Okay, so.

Woman (21): Bye-bye.

Woman (20): Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_09: Tackle bro.

Man (18): How can I help you?

Man (18): Taco Bell?

Man (18): How can I help you?

SPEAKER_09: It's Taco Bell?

Man (18): This is Taco Bell.

None: It's Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_14: The Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_14: Spike for chicken.

Man (20): Sorry, we're talking about it.

Man (20): This is for carryout delivery.

Mike: This is whom?

Man (20): This will be for carryout delivery.

Mike: Oh, okay. Just a second.

Woman (22): Hello.

Man (21): Hi.

Woman (22): Hello?

Man (21): Hello.

Woman (22): Who's this?

Man (21): This is a mortuary.

Man (22): Hello.

Man (23): Yes.

Man (22): Could I help you?

Man (22): This is orange julius.

Man (23): There's a call placed here.

Man (23): How can I jump?

SPEAKER_13: No, your guys is phone keep calling us up here.

SPEAKER_13: It's pretty number either.

SPEAKER_03: Alright.

SPEAKER_03: Second one. This is Michelle.

Woman (23): Um, yeah, I was put on hold?

Michelle (1): Okay, and this is?

Woman (23): This is All American Video. [laughs]

Michelle (1): I'm sorry, there was no-one from here that called you.

Woman (23): Uh, Jim, I just spoke to a gentleman.

Woman (23): He said he had a call on another line.

Woman (24): Hello?

Dan: Hello?

Woman (24): Yes, hello.

Dan: Hi, this is Dan.

Woman (24): Uh-huh.

Dan: Is there something I can help you with?

Woman (24): Uh, you called me.

Dan: I just answered the phone, Chris.

SPEAKER_16: answers the phone, Chris wants where he is.

Woman (24): Oh, it's a messed up, man. I just answered my phone.

Michelle (2): Robin and Lake, what home of the original Smiling Burger?

Michelle (2): This is Michelle, how may I help you?

Man (24): Um, I'm at Zio's Italian kitchen.

Man (24): Somebody's calling in an order to take that.

Michelle (2): Okay, can you hold on one second?

Man (24): Um... when you're ready for me, just have them call back, because, uh, I'm pretty busy too.

Michelle (2): Oh, okay.

Michelle (2): Um.

Man (24): You have an order?

Man (24): I mean, he's gone back to the other phone, like, twice.

Michelle (2): Okay, you want to make it to go order right now?

Michelle (2): Okay.

Man (24): No, somebody at your restaurant is calling here for a takeout.

Man (24): That put me on hold twice.

Michelle (2): Oh, okay. I'm not sure who--

Man (24): And, I, yeah. Just... when they're all ready--

Man (25): I have, like, rolls of cork...

SPEAKER_13: Hey.

SPEAKER_04: Hey.

Man (26): Hey.

Woman (25): Hey.

Man (26): Hey.

Man (26): Hello.

Woman (25): Hello.

Man (26): Who am I speaking with?

Woman (25): Who do you want to talk to?

Man (26): Uh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_07: I don't know.

SPEAKER_07: No, I don't know.

Woman (28): Hello?

Man (27): Hello?

Woman (28): We're open 24 hours.

Man (27): Uh, this is the meat department.

Woman (28): Excuse me?

Man (27): Meat department.

Woman (28): Is this what?

Man (27): This is the meat department. I... I just picked up a page for the meat department.

Woman (28): Hold on a minute, okay?

SPEAKER_03: Okay, so.

Woman (28): Okay, sir, sorry. I went to the other phone.

Woman (28): Hello?

Man (27): Yes.

Woman (28): Okay, what can I do for you?

Man (27): I just answered a page for the store to pick up in the meat department.

Man (27): Meat department?

Man (28): Um...

Man (28): So far, what I got out of you is nothing.

Woman (28): I have no idea if somebody paid you from here or not.

Man (28): Okay, bye.

Man (29): I think you're choosing Sam Goody and South Plasma, I'll help you.

Man (30): What's that?

Man (29): Sam Goody?

Man (30): You called me.

Man (29): No, I did not.

Man (30): [laughing] Yeah, you did! The phone just rang!

Man (29): Well, I had to pick the phone up, 'cause it was ringin'.

Man (30): Well, I don't know what to tell you, but someone just called here.

SPEAKER_14: I'm just called here.

Man (29): Okay.

Man (30): Alright.

Man (30): Hello, Wax Trax.

Woman (29): Hello?

Woman (29): This is safely.

Woman (29): What can I help you with?

Man (30): Um... you just called here.

Woman (29): I didn't call.

Woman (29): You call me.

SPEAKER_14: No.

Woman (29): And the man said I have a phone call on another line.

Man (30): That's so funny.

Man (30): This is the second time.

Man (30): This is happening.

Woman (29): Oh my gosh.

Woman (29): Well, the guy just called and he said,

Woman (29): well, can you hold the moment I have a phone call on another line?

Woman (29): I said, sure.

Man (30): That's what he said to me, too.

Man (30): Like, about that.

Man (30): 20 minutes ago, someone called and said that.

Woman (29): Okay.

Man (30): And then I was holding and someone clicked over and they were like, what do you want?

SPEAKER_14: I was like, give me what I want.

Woman (29): Okay.

Man (30): Alright.