Sidney: Hello.

LPC: Is Sidney there?

Sidney: Speaking.

LPC: Hi, this is Brad, UPS.

Sidney: Yes.

LPC: And I just want to let you know we got our truck ready out there.

LPC: We've got your millipedes ready to bring to you.

Sidney: Pardon me?

LPC: We've got your millipedes ready for ya.

Sidney: Millipedes.

LPC: And... so, I'm just curious to what time of day is... best on it.

Sidney: Well, just a second.

Sidney: You've got me at a loss.

Sidney: Maybe you're talking about something that my wife arranged.

SPEAKER_00: That could be.

LPC: That could be.

Sidney: And you, who are you again?

Sidney: What company?

LPC: United Parcel.

Sidney: United.

Sidney: Could you hold one second, please?

LPC: Yes, sure.

Sidney: Hi.

LPC: Howdy.

Sidney: I have my wife on the other line.

Sidney: What is the name of that stuff, Millipede?

LPC: Yeah, so probably like 1,500 millipedes in here.

SPEAKER_00: 1,500 Millipede.

SPEAKER_00: Right.

SPEAKER_00: So it's going to be about $8444 even.

SPEAKER_00: Eighthundred.

SPEAKER_00: $844 even?

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: It came all the way from Taiwan, so...

Sidney: From Taiwan?

LPC: Mmhmm.

Sidney: Well, they probably... hold on a second. [laughing]

Sidney: Hi.

LPC: Yeah, look... one of our guys just got bit by one of these things, I... I...

Sidney: Oh, you're kidding me.

LPC: We need to know where they're going.

LPC: What part of the building here or whatever?

Sidney: What building are you talking about?

LPC: Your building, or your establishment, or, you know, what have you?

Sidney: Well, what address do you have?

LPC: Oh, it's on the invoice.

Sidney: Hello?

LPC: Hello, Citi.

LPC: I think we got cut off there.

Sidney: Yeah.

Sidney: You either are nuts, or this is a big joke and it's very funny.

LPC: No.

Sidney: It isn't funny to me.

LPC: No, it's neither of the above.

LPC: It's an order that we just frankly want to get off our dock.

LPC: It's becoming kind of a nuisance out here.

Sidney: Well, why don't you, why don't you send it back?

Sidney: Because nobody in this house ordered any miller peas.

LPC: I mean, did you just change your mind on the order?

LPC: Or?

LPC: You know, what's going on?

Sidney: No, I don't know what's going on with you.

Sidney: You can't even tell me what my address is.

LPC: Well, I've got it down here.

Sidney: Give it to me!

LPC: It's 1,500 live millipedes in a...

Sidney: Fuck you!

LPC: ... tank, you know.