LPC: Right. With the foreman?

Woman: No, not with the foreman, with the phone company.

LPC: Okay, what's their phone number? You need me to call 'em? Or...?

Woman: No, I don't. And we would appreciate you stop calling us.

LPC: Well, how much is the hiss web? I just trying to find that out from you.

Woman: We don't have a hiss web.

LPC: How 'bout a hiss wig?

Woman: We don't have those.

LPC: What?

Woman: His wick.

LPC: It's made by Optimus.

Woman: Well, I'm sorry, sir, but we don't carry such a product here in our store.

LPC: Do you have that realistic wigwam?

Woman: No.

LPC: Oh, girl.

LPC: The...

LPC: They call me the Polish stallion.

LPC: The Polish stallion.

Woman: Look, I refuse to get into an insulting phone call

Woman: because, you see, then all kinds of nasty legal things can assume.

Woman: But you know, that comment was just recorded, and you know what that could do?

Woman: That can be considered sexual harassment, my dear sir.

LPC: Which one?

Woman: I don't need to repeat your, I guess you can say slanderous.

Woman: Um...

Woman: Ethnic remarks?

LPC: I'm just looking for an analog wig here.

LPC: I don't know.

Woman: Well, we don't have them.

LPC: What?

Woman: Analog wigs.

LPC: Huh?

Woman: You might hire our sister stores, Tech America, if such device does exist.

Woman: But we do not have them here.

Woman: I do recognize your voice, and we do, this is a place of business.

Woman: We do not need you tying up our phone lines with harassing phone calls.

LPC: I bet you got a device, don't you?

LPC: Going down?

Woman: That's it.

Woman: I'm kind of pleased.

Woman: Thank you.

None: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

None: Okay.