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Woman: You want a table for two at 7.30, is that right?
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LPC: Yes, and I'm prepared to spend $6,700.
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Woman: What's your name?
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LPC: Philippe.
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Woman: And your telephone number?
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LPC: I'm at 322-772727.
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Woman: And you want a... bottle of, uh, champagne on the table?
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LPC: Yes, and I will need eel prepared.
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LPC: I would like to read mystery novels while eating, if those can be brought to me.
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Woman: This is, do you want me to go over some of the items on our menu because we don't have anything you've mentioned so far?
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LPC: I need...
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Woman: Just let me know what you need. I've got a table for two at 7:30...
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LPC: [accented] I need the finest grapes hand-fed to me, and my wife.
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Woman: [laughs] This is a joke, right?
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LPC: Ma'am, I thought a restaurant of your caliber would be...
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Woman: We don't hand-feed you grapes.
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LPC: Flame grapes will do.
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LPC: That's...
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LPC: to be placed in my mouth.
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Man: Did you tape that?
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LPC: Yeah.
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Man: Oh, my God.