Man: Hello.

LPC: That's Lionel.

Man: You're UPS?

Man: This is UPS?

LPC: Yeah.

Man: Yeah.

LPC: And we've got your squid

LPC: Fred delivered to you.

LPC: Just want to make sure someone was going to be around for it.

Man: Tonight?

LPC: Yeah.

Man: You said squid?

Man: He's not going to this house.

LPC: Yeah, we're... we got it on the dock now.

Man: I keep it on the dock.

Man: Who do you think you're talking to?

LPC: Hey, this is you not a parcel, Paul.

Man: Yeah, what's... what's... uh... what's the name of the person you think you're talkin' to?

Man: think you're talking to.

LPC: No, it's on the invoice.

LPC: You know, I don't want to go out there and look at it.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: But you're going to be there, about 20 minutes?

Man: No, I'm not going to be here.

Man: I'm not taking that.

LPC: You're squid in the water and the tank.

Man: I give a shit.

Man: It's not mine.

Man: Hey, that man.

LPC: Well, I'm gonna put the squid in your yard, then, and, uh... nee... need a check from ya...

Man: You're not getting any check from me, buddy.

Man: Where the hell are you taking this thing?

LPC: We'll meet up there in about twenty minutes, like I told you--

Man: You're out of your goddamn mind.

Man: I'm a goddamn mind.

Man: to call a cop on you.

LPC: I'm gonna... t... put this squid in your front yard, how's that grab you?

Man: I'll get the cop to... get that outta there.

LPC: How about if I put the squid on your head?

LPC: How would you like that?

Man: You go to hell.

Man: What address you've taken this to?

LPC: It's on the packing order.

LPC: I want to go look at it.

Man: Don't look at it.

LPC: I'd rather not.

Man: 'Kay... well, I don't care if you'd rather not or not.

LPC: I don't care if I put this squid inside your living room.

LPC: How's I grab you?

Man: Well, I don't know what the score is with you, Charlie.

Man: But...

Man: You come screwing around here,

Man: and you're going to have a problem.

Man: I'll tell you that.

LPC: I got a squid on my side.

Man: I've got more than a squid on my side.

Man: Goodbye.