Man: Wh... what's my name?

LPC: I can't do those information on the phone, sir.

LPC: It's been UPS policy for like 12 years now.

Man: What do you mean I ordered lambs? What the... what are you talking about?

LPC: The lamb. You ordered four or five lambs, from the Lebanon Center.

Man: How... how do you know? You don't even know my name.

LPC: I do, but I can't say it on the phone. That's just UPS policy.

Man: What do you mean you can't say on the phone?

LPC: [chuckling] It's UPS policy, sir, it's been that way for twelve years now.

Man: Are you nuts or something?

LPC: No.

LPC: You, if you don't accept your package, you will have to least pay for freight.

SPEAKER_01: to at least pay for freight, which is $98.

Man: I don't know what you're talking about.

LPC: A package of lambs, sir.

SPEAKER_01: What address?

SPEAKER_01: The land center.

Man: Huh?

Man: I mean, what address?

LPC: I can't, you know your own address, sir.

Man: Yeah.

LPC: It just doesn't have enough postage when would be the best time to come by and pick, drop it off to you.

Man: Listen, you have the wrong-- '[beep]' --party.

LPC: No, I'm not at a party, I need to bring you your lambs.

Man: What?

LPC: I need to bring you your lambs, sir.

SPEAKER_01: sir.

Man: Are you crazy or what?

LPC: No.

Man: Huh?

LPC: No, sir.

LPC: I'm trying to do my job delivering the lambs that you ordered.

Man: How do you know I ordered lambs?

LPC: You just said you did.

Man: Huh?

LPC: You just said you ordered lambs.

Man: I said, what are you talking about?

Man: Are you nuts?

Man: I don't know what's the...

Man: I don't know what's the matter with you.

SPEAKER_01: What?

Man: What?

LPC: All that's the matter is that you won't... accept your package that you ordered, of lambs.

Man: Listen.

Man: I'm going to hang up. If you call again, I'm going to call cops, that's all.

LPC: Well, there's only crime that's being committed by you.

Man: What?