Woman: May I help you?

Mark: Hello, Bank?

Woman: Yes.

Mark: Yeah, hi.

Mark: What do I do about checks that are coming to my home for someone who moved months ago?

Woman: Okay.

Mark: You know, cancelled checks and whatnot, here.

Woman: Uh... you... uh... uh... you could either put "return to sender" and just drop 'em in a mail slot, and it'll return them to the bank.

Mark: I'm seeing, too, how much they got in their account.

Mark: Not all that much.

Woman: Sir, if you come to the bank, just... you know, drop it off here.

Mark: Yeah, I don't live that close to the place, but, uh...

Woman: Just wait on the front.

Woman: Return to sender, and then they should return them.

Woman: turn it, you know, right to the post of the addresses up on the upper part of the envelope.

Mark: Yeah, it'll come back to you guys.

Mark: Uh-huh.

Mark: All right.

Mark: But you'll keep sending me these statements, checks, and whatnot.

Woman: No, because once we get the back, you know, that they don't live there, then we will, you know, cancel that address.

Mark: Ah, you'll stop sending it to me?

Mark: Would that be the Christian thing to do to return it to you?

Mark: I mean, I could throw it in the trash, too, but what would be the Christian thing to do,

Mark: them?

Woman: Well, you know, the best...

Mark: Jesus, I think, would...

Mark: Yeah.

Woman: ...and if the country would have it, we would have it.

Mark: Okay, these things are starting to come, and there's no money in them, but they're canceled checks, and I'm sure if they want them.

Mark: So if I could read just a couple passages from the Bible to you here, that might kind of, you know, seal this agreement to us.

Mark: It's glory be the day that our Christian saviors come forth from the Holy Land and bring us good news about our Savior of the Lord Jesus Christ.

Mark: Do you think this woman is a Christian woman?

Mark: I mean, should I even bother returning her check to her? Who knows what she could be, you know?

Woman: Well, that's something you would have to be.

Woman: have to decide. You either return it to the bank or you can destroy them.

Mark: Is it a Christian bank?

Woman: Yeah.

Mark: It is a Christian bank? Okay. Now, there are several other passages that I think, you know,

Mark: pretty much wrap up this whole check ordeal.

Mark: Frankly, I've got a stack of them here, and I don't know what really to do with them.

Mark: But I tell you, they're trash them or return them. So the blank lamb is coming forth to,

Mark: you know, wash away the sins. So the blank is what you need to. So the blank is what you need to.

Mark: fill in now. So I'll ask you a passage you're doing. You'll just fill the blank

Mark: and I'll decide whether I need the returnees. So it would be the blank lamb.

Mark: It's innocent. No, no. Well, you're close though. You're close though. Think of blood and

Mark: that nonsense. The blank lamb. I guess slaughtered or? All you're close. You've got the first letter

Mark: for the first word, the word S is right. The blank lamb.

Mark: Yeah, no, no, no, don't give up. No, because you're obviously a good student in the Bible.

Mark: It ends with an L, S, and it ends with an L.

Woman: I really don't know.

Mark: No, you just keep go--

Mark: No, no, that's okay.

Mark: Because, you know, we're talking Jesus.

Mark: I'm sure that woman is a good Christian herself, and she'll, you know, understand.

Mark: You might want to relate the conversation we're having with her, too.

Mark: So you're almost right.

Mark: So S and think of blood.

Mark: Blank lamb.

Mark: Starts with an S, ends with an L.

Mark: Four syllables.

Woman: I really can't think right now. I...

Mark: Well, you know, just take your time.

Mark: Just know, you got it.

Woman: ...because I have a customer, I can't...

Mark: I understand.

Mark: I could talk to the customer about these same issues...

Woman: No, I can.

Woman: I put one with the customer.

Mark: Okay, can I give you a multiple choice then?

Mark: We'll wrap this thing up real quick.

Mark: It would be either surreptitious, serendipity, or sacrificial?

Woman: It would be sacrificial.

Mark: Very good, sacrificial lamb.

Mark: Let me just, I just go one more passage.

Mark: Just let me read this one more passage.

Mark: I'll put this whole lot of checks right back in the mail to you.

Mark: Can I do that?

Woman: Fine.

Mark: Okay.

Mark: He spaketh not unto thee.

Mark: Comeeth forth from the Holy Land to bring us the news.

Mark: Say not unto him that the blank of Jesus washes away all of our sins.

Mark: Okay, now that's your blank again.

Mark: That's your love.

Mark: No, but you're close.

Mark: Think of washes away.

Mark: What would be blank washes away?

Mark: The crucifixion, the whole ordeal.

Mark: Think of the whole scene.

Mark: Don't keep the woman waiting.

Mark: The blank of Jesus.

Mark: What would wash away sins to purify?

Woman: The blood, I guess.

Mark: Yeah! Yeah, that's right.

Mark: Very good.

Mark: That's very good.

Mark: Okay.

Mark: Let me just read one more paragraph.

Mark: from the Bible to you.

Woman: Okay, yeah, well, I really have to finish with this customer right now.

Mark: Okay, so what would you rather have?

Mark: Something from Psalms, Hebrews, or...

Woman: [sigh] I really don't know.

Mark: No, I mean, you could pick any one at all.

Woman: I know, but like right now, I have this customer that's waiting.

Mark: I could just go ahead and choose something from Proverbs, if you'd like.

Woman: Fine.

Mark: Okay.

Mark: He's saying that's under him, have us not speak with forked tongue, unto the less Jesus will pray for thine Savior and soul.

Mark: Okay, blank.

Mark: So what would you fill in at the end of that?

Mark: in order to express that.

Woman: Amen.

Mark: Well, I guess all amen would work.

Mark: Okay, good.

Mark: Now, I have your mailing address there.

Mark: Can I mail you some literature and some other things,

Mark: and perhaps you could have joined one of our prayer meetings?

Mark: Fine.

Mark: Okay.

Mark: Can I send tracks and literature to the...

Mark: Can I pass them out at the bank?

Mark: If I can come down the...

Woman: No, we're not allowed to pay us out.

Mark: It's a Christian bank.

Woman: But we still can't pass out literature.

Woman: Are we only passed out literature that?

Woman: The literature that contains right to the bank.

Mark: Okay.

Woman: I have to pay out any other letter.

Mark: Are there any other?

Mark: any crucifix or anything hanging up in the bank?

Mark: Can I bring them, nail them up?

Woman: No.

Mark: Could I... just in the entrance of the door?

Woman: No.

Mark: I'll just, I...

Mark: You know, it'll be clear.

Mark: I'll do a loose sight cross.

Mark: It's no problem.

Woman: No.

Mark: You know, wouldn't you feel better walking in every morning if you had that hangin'?

Woman: Well, the thing is, it's not permitted in the bank.

Mark: How about a lamb? How about just a lamb?

Mark: I mean, I could give you some more lamb questions, but how about if I just

Mark: bring something that represents stuff?

Woman: No, we're not allowed to have anything hanging.

Mark: A thorny crown.

Mark: You can pin it up to the wall.

Woman: You see, none of that is permitted.

Mark: Let me read a couple more references.

Woman: I have to wait on this.

Woman: ...she's been sitting here.

Mark: Is she, what she went alone?

Mark: If she doesn't have Jesus on her side, she won't get a penny.

Woman: I'm sorry, but I have to.

Mark: Ask her, she's got Jesus on it.

Woman: I'm sorry, I can't ask questions like that of customers...

Mark: Ask her, I'll give her lamb questions.

Mark: What do you need?

Woman: I cannot ask questions of a customer at my desk, like that kind of question.

Mark: Ask her, but how do you know?

Mark: Maybe she wants to hear it.

Woman: I'm sorry, but we're not allowed to.

Mark: Her... her life might be... uh, at such a point...

Woman: Uh, no... sir, I'm sorry, but I can't do these kind of things with the customer.

Woman: I'm sorry, I have to go to my customer.

Mark: Lord. Let me just say a prayer. I'll say one prayer

Mark: and I'll let you go, okay?

Mark: Hello?

Woman: Hello?

Mark: Yeah, just five secs... okay?

Mark: I just have only the best intentions for you.

Mark: I want you to go to heaven. I want your family to be

Mark: blessed by Jesus and God.

Woman: Okay. No, I have to go to my customer.

Mark: You... don't... don't miss out on the blessing. This whole call will not be for naught.

Mark: Please, just five seconds. Don't, please don't go to hell.

Woman: I'm already.

Mark: The devil is looking down right now. Just let me say,

Mark: Oh, dear Lord, please help this young woman,

Mark: allow her to see her to go to heaven and have everything washed and cleansed of her sins.

Mark: That's all I needed to say to you.

Mark: How do you feel now?

Woman: I have to go to my customer.

Mark: Well, just tell me how you feel. I want to make sure I helped.

Woman: I have this customer that has to be waited on.

Mark: Okay, I'll tell you what.

Mark: God bless you.

Mark: You are terrific and you're professional.

Mark: And the Lord knows that, and your customers will appreciate that,

Mark: and they'll see that you give excellent service.

Mark: God bless you.

Woman: Thank you.

Mark: Good day.