Mike: Hello?

LPC: Hello.

Mike: Hi, this is Mike.

Mike: How can I help you?

LPC: Yeah, I've got a series of real exotic photographs.

Mike: I'm sorry, say that again?

LPC: I've got a bunch of exotic photographs taken of myself.

Mike: Uh-huh.

LPC: I wanted to... bring down.

Mike: This is just an all-girl strip club.

Mike: This isn't a Chippendales or a male dancer club.

LPC: No, it was like... there was some, uh... you know, I was in Europe in some of 'em.

Mike: Um... you might wanna, um... check somewhere else, 'cause we really don't really do that.

LPC: There's this one where I'm in a canoe. It's pretty neat.

Mike: Well, we really don't do that kind of stuff here.

Mike: So you might want to take somewhere else.

LPC: Uh, actually, Leather said I could bring 'em down.

Mike: Who?

LPC: Leather.

Mike: Um... I don't think so, but you might wanna check somewhere else--

LPC: Like what? You keep saying that.

LPC: Why don't you give me, why don't you just offer a solution instead of just, you know, the status quo mentality?

Mike: Um, well, because I really don't know if any other, uh, places that offer male dancers, uh, because we sure,

SPEAKER_00: because we should...

LPC: Well, you're saying as a totally Darwinian way of going about things.

Mike: I'm sorry, say that again?

LPC: Well, you're proposing as a complete Darwinian society.

Mike: A Darwinian society. Do you know what Darwin proposed?

LPC: Do I know? No. No, I don't know.

Mike: Well, then don't propose the Darwinian society, because you have no idea what Darwin proposed.

Mike: So they even try to bowl up on me.

LPC: Well, you know what, I'll settle this on open stage night down to Keotis.

LPC: How's that sound?

Mike: I'm sorry.

Mike: Say that again?

LPC: Also, elicit open stage, partner.

LPC: Keotes, Thursday night.

Mike: Okay, well, you called up here and you tried to offer yourself to come up here and show pictures of yourself, and you're a male, and we do not accept that, and we do not accept any pictures of female nudity whatsoever.

LPC: I don't accept your rhetoric.

LPC: How does that sound?

Mike: I'm sorry.

Mike: Say that again?

LPC: I don't accept your rhetoric.

LPC: How does I grab you?

SPEAKER_00: What rhetoric?

Mike: What rhetoric?

LPC: Or jargon or whatever it is.

Mike: What jargon? I'm sorry, I think you're a junkster and I think you need to go.

Mike: Bye bye.

LPC: I think your dogma's just wearing thin, partner.