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Longmont Potion Castle 4 · 2001

Christian Connections

Track 48

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  • Scott: Christian Connections, this is Scott.
  • None: Hello.
  • Scott: Hello.
  • Scott: What?
  • SPEAKER_02: What?
  • Scott: Hello.
  • LPC: What’s goin' on?
  • Scott: I'm alright.
  • Scott: How are you?
  • Scott: God.
  • Scott: Is there a phone problem?
  • SPEAKER_02: So what's going on now?
  • Scott: Hang on just a second, okay?
  • LPC: No, I can't.
  • LPC: What's the, what, how much is it?
  • Scott: Umm... okay, I’ll be right back with you.
  • SPEAKER_02: No, no.
  • Scott: What's your name?
  • LPC: Huh?
  • Scott: What's your name?
  • LPC: Simmons.
  • Scott: Simmons?
  • Scott: Is that your first name?
  • Scott: Simmons, is that your first name?
  • Scott: What do you need to do?
  • Scott: Is that your first name, Simmons?
  • Scott: Shane.
  • Scott: Shane Simmons?
  • Scott: Shane Simmons.
  • Scott: It’s okay. Take it easy.
  • SPEAKER_02: No, how much is it?
  • SPEAKER_02: How much is it?
  • Scott: Our services vary.
  • Scott: About $600 to $1,000.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, ah, ha, ha.
  • SPEAKER_01: What do you get, too?
  • Scott: Okay.
  • LPC: What do you get, man?
  • Scott: Right.
  • Scott: We have access to several hundred members,
  • Scott: available Christian singles,
  • Scott: who are interested in relationships.
  • Scott: Shit.
  • Scott: ...and we also... provide twenty to thirty events every month for our singles.
  • LPC: Such as what?
  • LPC: Such as what?
  • Scott: Anywhere from movie nights, dinners, hiking, biking, casuals, dances, dinners, group activities.
  • Scott: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: Hello?
  • SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I launched just a second.
  • Scott: Hang on just a second.
  • Scott: I'll be right back.
  • SPEAKER_02: Is there an anal scene?
  • Scott: Is what?
  • LPC: Do you have any elderly senior?