Album cover for Longmont Potion Castle 4
Longmont Potion Castle 4 · 2001

Batfish

Track 60

Needs review Lend a hand →


  • Jake: New England Chowder House, Jake speaking. May I help you?
  • LPC: Yeah, I was interested in batfish.
  • Jake: In a batfish? Let's... I doubt we got any. Hold on.
  • Jake: Do we got backfish?
  • Jake: Nope, we have no batfish.
  • LPC: Hmm.
  • LPC: Do you have any snakefish?
  • Jake: Nope.
  • LPC: Would you check on it?
  • Jake: Hey.
  • Jake: I think it's a fun caller, but do we have any snakefish?
  • Jake: We have salmon, mahi, catfish, and sea bass. That's about all we got today.
  • Jake: No snakefish. We looked in the dictionary, couldn't find it.
  • LPC: How about a s... um... sea spider?
  • Jake: Uhh, that don't exist either.
  • LPC: Would you go ahead and double check it?
  • Jake: Yeah. Hold on one sec.
  • Jake: Sorry, yeah, we don't even serve it. All we have any.
  • Jake: I don't, we don't even serve it. All we have was what I told you.
  • LPC: Is there fish lip?
  • Jake: Um, you could order a fish and cut the lip off if you want to.
  • Jake: Alright.
  • LPC: Huh.
  • LPC: Do you have sea horses?