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Longmont Potion Castle 20 · 2023

Sour Joe Sergeant Jam

Track 13

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  • Joe: Hello?
  • Perkins: Hey, hey, question.
  • Perkins: I heard you got some scammers
  • Perkins: calling your phone, is that true?
  • Joe: Who is this?
  • Perkins: I'm an officer
  • Perkins: of Perkins with Barrona City Police.
  • Perkins: I talk to your son.
  • Perkins: Your son called me.
  • Perkins: I'm Officer Perkins with Baneroo City Police.
  • Perkins: He let me know that you had some scammers
  • Perkins: calling your phone.
  • Perkins: Is that true?
  • Joe: You're going so fast.
  • Joe: You're number 94 and a half.
  • Joe: Go slow down.
  • Joe: What is your name?
  • Perkins: Off-i-cer Per-kins.
  • Joe: You—you live in my building?
  • Perkins: No, sir.
  • Perkins: I don't live in your building.
  • Perkins: I'm a police officer.
  • Joe: Oh, you're a police officer.
  • Joe: Okay, what do you want to ask me?
  • Perkins: He said that you had scammers calling your phone.
  • Joe: That is correct.
  • Joe: And a dozen of times or maybe more,
  • Joe: it's criminals that are calling me.
  • Joe: They want to take care of my Medicare
  • Joe: and I'm going to get $50 a month.
  • Joe: All kinds.
  • Joe: My Amazon, you know, somebody took $1,59, $37.
  • Joe: All the time, the same thing.
  • Joe: I'm 72 years right here in Los Angeles.
  • Joe: I never did have any credit cards.
  • Joe: —and by 94 I’m not gonna take it!
  • Joe: Did the police call me?
  • Perkins: I got it.
  • Perkins: Okay.
  • Joe: So my son, Jimmy called you?
  • Perkins: Yes, Jimmy did call.
  • Joe: Okay.
  • Joe: So, you know, I had a guy seven feet tall, you know, black guy, following my granddaughter.
  • Joe: And she was going, you know, from a playing place, and he followed her.
  • Joe: And she made a mistake by going into her apartment that I gave her.
  • Joe: And he started to try to get in through the window.
  • Joe: And my man, you know, that works there with his girlfriend for 12 years.
  • Joe: He's seen it.
  • Joe: And he's seen it.
  • Joe: He knows my granddaughter, knows her husband, knows the baby.
  • Joe: And he said, what are you doing here?
  • Joe: He said, I've got my girlfriend here.
  • Joe: She's waiting for me.
  • Joe: The hell she's waiting for you.
  • Joe: He said, I know her husband and everything.
  • Joe: Now, let me see it.
  • Joe: I'm going to call the police right now.
  • Joe: The minute he, the minute he said he called the police.
  • Joe: He took off.
  • Joe: He took off on the minute.
  • Perkins: He took off on the minute.
  • Perkins: It's Perkins. You can hang up. I got it.
  • Wheeler: Alright.
  • Man(1): Hello.
  • Joe: Yes. So, yes.
  • Perkins: Hey, Willers. It's all. It's PD70. I got it. You can hang up. It's going to be a six-eight.
  • Perkins: All right.
  • Perkins: —Alright, sir.
  • Joe: Wait a minute. I don't know. I, I, you're talking to him or to me?
  • Joe: What's talking to my son?
  • Joe: —yeah, I’m still on the phone. Is my son still there with you?—
  • Perkins: No, I think he hung up.
  • Joe: So, what are you doin’? If you’re a police officer you wanna re—report this in, uh, to the police?
  • Perkins: Yeah, I want you—I wanna know what you got goin’ on.
  • Joe: Okay, so now my grandson that lives there, you know, my grandson lives there on the apartment seven.
  • Skyler: —Pueblo Police. Dispatch. This is Skyler. How can I help you?
  • Perkins: Hey, Schuyler. It's PD-70. I don't know what's going on with his phone, but I have it.
  • Perkins: And TRU, you can hang up.
  • Joe: Hold on, one second. One second. Hold on, please, please.
  • Joe: Hello.
  • Wheeler: Vanery City Police.
  • Wheeler: This is Wheeler.
  • Joe: Hello.
  • Perkins: Willer.
  • Perkins: Hey.
  • Perkins: You can hear me?
  • Bolden: Willie.
  • Joe: Okay, yeah.
  • Perkins: I think we got a 68.
  • Perkins: So you can hang up.
  • Perkins: I got it.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • Man(3): —Three or four people talking on here?
  • Perkins: Yeah, it's like...
  • SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
  • Perkins: I'm not.
  • Joe: My word.
  • Joe: You have a...
  • Perkins: P-R-U.
  • Perkins: I have the call.
  • Perkins: It's a 68.
  • Perkins: I have it.
  • Perkins: Y'all can hang up.
  • SPEAKER_00: Okay.
  • Man(3): Okay. Thank you, ma’am. Bye!
  • Perkins: Alright.
  • Joe: So do you have, that Jakoff was supposed to, he just came from the army three and a half years.
  • Joe: He was in the United States Army, you know, and graduated with honor.
  • Joe: So he came yesterday and I gave him the signature that he's going to report that to the police,
  • Joe: but my signature that nobody, no stranger should be trespassing my property.
  • Bolden: Patrick, man.
  • Joe: Did you get this?
  • Perkins: Yeah, I bet.
  • Joe: Oh, you did get this?
  • Joe: I'm very happy.
  • Joe: You did get it, yes.
  • Perkins: All right.
  • Perkins: Well, anything else I can help you with?
  • Joe: And, well, what can I tell you?
  • Joe: It looks like we're going to have to put bars up.
  • Joe: It's going to cost me a lot of money.
  • Perkins: Right.
  • Perkins: That's in West Hollywood, right?
  • Joe: You're going to have to put bars up, you know, in his apartment upstairs and the her apartment downstairs, you know, over the window.
  • Joe: So the problem is, I've been 72 years right?
  • Joe: here in Los Angeles, and what it happens is when they do a robbery and it, you know,
  • Joe: they get out of jail and they are too, they are out of there.
  • Joe: That's the problem we have in here.
  • Joe: If you would have told me that 72 years ago, I would say this could happen in any other
  • Joe: place, but not down the matter.
  • SPEAKER_00: I help you.
  • Joe: So thank you for your work.
  • Joe: God bless you, and you have a great day.
  • Joe: You want to know something else for me or this is it?
  • Skyler: Is there an emergency?
  • Joe: What do you mean?
  • Joe: Are you talking to me?
  • Joe: Are you still having questions for me?
  • Joe: If you still want to ask me questions or whatever you want to know, I'll be happy to help you.
  • Skyler: Police Dispatch. This is Skyler.
  • Joe: Well, didn't they tell you?
  • Joe: I mean, a tall black guy, you know, was following me my granddaughter, and then she made a mistake
  • Joe: by walking into her apartment the other day.
  • Joe: And yesterday he came.
  • Joe: and he started to go.
  • Joe: He came yesterday and it was going to break the window and going to the apartment.
  • Joe: Good thing that my tenant, the next door, they live there for me.
  • Joe: This is 10, 10, North Kent, apartment, one.
  • Joe: Now, on my 10, 1010, 10 10, North Kent, 10th, 10th, Avenue, West Hollywood, it's 9,000, 9,000,
  • Joe: area code.
  • Bolden: North 70th, 7th,000.
  • Joe: No, no, I said 1010, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, north 10th avenue.
  • Joe: It's 1010, 1,10, 10, 1,10, 10, 10, north, 7th.
  • SPEAKER_00: 10, 10, north, north, north, north, 10th avenue.
  • Skyler: Probably dispatch, this is Skyler.
  • Skyler: How can I help you?
  • Bolden: I’m sorry, Skyler. I’m talkin’ to a caller on this line—
  • Joe: Wait a minute, why—I can’t—
  • Skyler: Okay.
  • Skyler: I'll hang up.
  • Joe: Let's talk to one person.
  • Joe: I can talk to two.
  • Joe: I'm 94 years of age.
  • Bolden: Our phone.
  • Bolden: Yes, sir.
  • Bolden: Okay.
  • Bolden: I'm still trying to get the address from you because your accent is kind of thick for me.
  • Bolden: So I'm trying to understand, okay?
  • Joe: No, because I'm on my teeth and I have false teeth and everything.
  • Joe: So let me give it the accent again.
  • Joe: I mean, the address.
  • Joe: It's 10, 10.
  • Joe: Can you understand me here?
  • Joe: 10, 10, north.
  • Joe: 10th Avenue.
  • Joe: Ransler, please.
  • Bolden: Can I talk to that?
  • Bolden: Yes, it is.
  • Joe: Okay.
  • Bolden: I don't have it.
  • Joe: Do you, do you, do you have it?
  • Joe: Can you repeat to me?
  • Bolden: Listen.
  • Joe: What's that?
  • Joe: Police.
  • Bolden: 1.10, 1.0, north.
  • Joe: It's 10, 10.
  • Joe: 1.10.1.0.
  • Joe: North 10th Avenue.
  • Bolden: Okay.
  • Bolden: Can I say, okay, is this in Ben, Rood?
  • Bolden: I don't have a more avenue.
  • Bolden: I'm going to help you.
  • Joe: Yeah.
  • Joe: It's off.
  • Joe: I don't know.
  • Joe: I can bring it to you.
  • Bolden: This is Bowdoin with City Police.
  • Joe: It's West Hollywood, and the area code is 9-0-4-6.
  • Joe: Yes.
  • Bolden: What—what state are you in?—
  • Joe: It's not a state.
  • Joe: It's West Hollywood.
  • Joe: Los Angeles, California, 9-O-3-6.
  • Bolden: Listen, listen, you're in Los Angeles, California.
  • Bolden: You're speaking to Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
  • Bolden: Okay.
  • Bolden: That's the problem.
  • Joe: I'm in Los Angeles.
  • Bolden: I need to hang up and dial 9-1-1 from wherever you are, dial 9-1-1.
  • Bolden: Why?
  • Joe: I'm not in the emergency night.
  • Joe: Listen to me, no.
  • Joe: I'm not an emergency.
  • Joe: I am in my house.
  • Joe: I don't live there.
  • Joe: I didn't even live there.
  • Joe: I don't even live there.
  • Bolden: Sir, I'm in Louisiana.
  • Bolden: You need to hang up and dial 9-1-1.
  • Joe: What's for?
  • Bolden: Dial 9-1-1, right?
  • Joe: Nobody is there now.
  • Joe: Nobody is there.
  • Joe: It was yesterday.
  • Bolden: Whatever you need, you need to dial 911.
  • Bolden: I'm in Louisiana.
  • Joe: Okay, thank you.
  • Bolden: Okay, thank you.
  • Bolden: Okay, thank you.
  • Bolden: ...on-1-1.