Jill: Hello?

Jill: Hello.

LPC: Hi, is this Jillian?

Jill: Yes.

LPC: Hi, yeah, my name's Wayne Frisbee.

LPC: I got your number from the gal over at Shelmerdine's shrubbery Center up here.

Jill: Okay.

LPC: So, yeah, I live nearby, and I just needed a little gardening help up here.

LPC: If you had any availability for some consultation or just some advice for a neighborly advice session kind of thing.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Nice for a neighborly of advice.

Jill: Okay.

LPC: Yeah, so I got what was your name?

LPC: —I’m Wayne Frisbee—

Jill: Wayne?

LPC: Yeah.

Jill: Yeah, so I got it.

LPC: And you're Jillian.

Jill: Yes.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Yeah, I talked to flow up there.

Jill: Okay.

Jill: What can I help you with?

LPC: I'm trying to get some cactuses up and running here.

LPC: I got about 36 of them on my property here.

LPC: And some rhododendron as well.

Jill: Okay.

LPC: But.

LPC: These are coated with some special.

LPC: But these...

LPC: I don't know what they're coated with, but they're coated to withstand just about any temperature, any temperature at all.

LPC: So, they said that you were nearby and you're an expert on this thing, got a real green thumb.

LPC: And all this kind of thing here.

Jill: I’m sorry! You said they’re “coated” with some kinda “temperature”?

LPC: A repellent of some kind.

LPC: Oh, sure, yeah.

LPC: They got a repellent on there of some kind.

LPC: I don't know what you mean.

LPC: A repellent of some kind.

LPC: Huh?

Jill: —Ah, wh—what’s your issue with them?

LPC: I'm just trying to get them up and running.

Jill: Oh, it is like minus 10 outside right now.

Jill: It's not really their growing season.

Jill: That's probably why.

LPC: What do I need to do over here?

Jill: Uh, wait ’til springtime—

Jill: It's winter.

Jill: There's about a foot of snow right now, so they're not going to grow right now for you.

LPC: Oh, no.

LPC: What if I just wait it out, the whole waiting game?

LPC: Wait a real long time?

Jill: Yeah.

Jill: Yeah, you'll be waiting until the snow melt.

Jill: Yeah, we have, like, up for the snow.

Jill: They're not going to grow.

Joe: Yellow?

Joe: What's that?

Joe: Hold on a second.

Joe: Okay.

Joe: Hello?

Joe: So, are you going to come to pick it up?

Jill: No, I'm not going to look at them because they're not going to grow.

Jill: It's winter.

Joe: Oh, between 11 and 1 o'clock.

Joe: You got it.

Joe: Why?

Joe: That's fine with me.

Joe: I'm not to listen.

Joe: I'm not going to force you to take with your own one.

Joe: Of course not.

Joe: You don't want it.

Joe: That's fine with me.

Jill: Ah, Wayne?

Joe: But it's just bringing a few boxes, you know.

Joe: I'm going to pay you for those boxes.

Joe: What are you worried about it?

Joe: You should always have boxes that you open it up the way you want it,

Joe: and that's the end of it.

Jill: Um, I was talking, uh, Mr. Briggs was there.

Joe: You need to bring boxes.

Joe: Huh?

Jill: No, I’m, uh, talkin’ ta—

Joe: When you'll be 95, you're going to talk like me too?

Jill: Excuse me?

Joe: Okay, I'm sorry.

Joe: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Joe: I'm sorry.

Joe: I, that offended you.

Joe: Okay.

Joe: So you're going to be P.

Jill: —So, I was talkin’ ta Wayne Frisbee, there, ah, just a moment ago.

Joe: You don’t need five or six boxes.

Jill: I don’t understand what you’re saying!

Joe: Yeah, okay.

Joe: Okay.

Joe: No problem.

Joe: I know what I'm talking about.

Jill: What's the fuck one one.

Jill: Hello?

Jill: What the hell is this?

Joe: Bye, bye, bye.

Joe: Hello?

Jill: Hello?

Joe: Yes, who is this?

Jill: Hello?

Jill: Is this Mr. Frisbee?

Joe: Who?

Jill: Uh, I think you have the wrong number.

Joe: I don’t know why you’re calling me, then.

Jill: I didn't call you.

Jill: What the heck?

Jill: Hello?

Jill: What is that sound?

Jill: Sorry.

Joe: Why didn't you call me to 655-5-3-7-2?

Jill: Who is?

Joe: Who are you anyway?

Jill: What? Who are you?

Jill: What the hell?

Jill: What do you think you’re talking to? Hello?—

Joe: If I don't know you, if I don't know you, if I don't want to give you my name.

Jill: You called me! You don’t give me your name!—

Joe: Huh?

Jill: You didn’t give me your name!

Joe: But I wanna know who you are before I give you my name!

Jill: Oh, you're the one called...

Jill: What? You called me?

Joe: I never called you at all.

Joe: What is your phone number?

Jill: I’m not giving you my phone number!

Joe: You don't want to give me her phone number?

Joe: Okay, my name is Joseph Sauer.

Jill: Joseph Sauer? You sound Sour.

Joe: Now, do you know who I am?

Jill: No. No. So why are you calling me and getting mad at me for your mistake?

Jill: Who do you think I am?

Joe: I don't call you.

Jill: Who do you think you're talking to?

Joe: I’m not the bigshot! I’m 95 years of age!—

Jill: Okay, well, you've got the wrong number.

Joe: I'm sorry about it.

LPC: So are we all squared away? Or?