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Longmont Potion Castle 20 · 2023

Sour Joe AFLAC

Track 15 · 128 seconds

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Aliases: Ralford Lightfoot, Jarvis


  • Joe: Hello.
  • Karen: Uh, yes. D’you have some questions about life insurance?
  • Joe: You're going too fast.
  • Joe: Who's, who's that?
  • Karen: Uh, my name's Karen, and, uh, I sell life insurance.
  • Karen: Is that something that you're interested in?
  • Joe: Is this Tara?
  • Karen: Karen.
  • Joe: Karen, are you my agent?
  • Karen: Well, I have never sold you anything, but I can.
  • Karen: If you have...
  • Joe: —Who are you—w—ha—what company are you with?
  • Karen: I'm with Aflac.
  • Joe: And why are you choosin’ me?
  • Karen: Uh, no.
  • Karen: Um, Ralford called me and was questioning me about life insurance.
  • Joe: Who called you? He knows me?
  • Karen: I think he said you were his father.
  • Joe: Are you talkin’ about Jim Sauer?
  • Karen: No, he said.
  • Karen: No, he said he name was Ralford Lightfoot.
  • Joe: Rafford?
  • Karen: Yes?
  • Joe: That's not my son.
  • Joe: He had the wrong number.
  • Joe: And if you don't know my son, I don't know who I'm talking to,
  • Joe: because a lot of criminals are calling me nowadays.
  • Joe: A lot of criminals.
  • Joe: Okay.
  • Karen: Well, y'all called us.
  • Karen: Y'all called me.
  • Karen: I didn't call you.
  • Karen: Y'all called me.
  • Joe: I didn't call you.
  • Joe: I never did.
  • Karen: No, I...
  • Karen: No, he did.
  • Karen: He called me a minute ago.
  • Joe: Maybe.
  • Joe: Maybe.
  • Joe: You didn't say my son did?
  • Karen: Well, the first time he called me—
  • Joe: —You called me! Y—you got my phone number and I never called you.
  • Karen: No, Ralford called me.
  • Karen: The first time he said his name was Ralford Lightfoot.
  • Karen: The second time he called me, he said his name was Jarvis.
  • Joe: Well, I don't know any of those names.
  • Joe: You say that I called you?
  • Joe: You're the one that wants to ??? me?
  • Karen: Jarvis called me.
  • Joe: I don't know who the hell that is.
  • Joe: And let him go to hell. I don't know him.
  • Joe: Stop calling me because I'm going to go to the police and I'm going to have you arrested for harassing me.