Roger: Hello, it's Roger.

LPC: Yeah, is Roger there?

LPC: Hey, Roger?

Roger: Yes.

LPC: Hi, yeah, my name's Rocco.

LPC: I just live a couple places down from you.

LPC: How are you doing today?

Roger: Do you even know where I live?

LPC: Yeah, I got your number from Big Red, our other neighbor.

LPC: I'm just calling everyone on our street because I'm going to be letting off some holograms outside.

LPC: And I just kind of want to notify you and let you know what I'll be doing.

LPC: If you look outside, maybe just stay inside for a couple of hours, if that's okay with you.

Roger: And where do you live?

LPC: The same street as you, sir.

LPC: He told me your number himself.

Roger: Why don’t you say the street?

LPC: I just moved here from Crested Butte, Colorado.

LPC: I’m real new—like three days ago.

Roger: Okay.

Roger: Yeah, I'm not.

Roger: I've been here a long time.

LPC: Uh-huh.

Roger: A Colorado number calling me not to come out of my house.

Roger: But let's make it real plain and simple.

Roger: If somebody comes to my house,

Roger: they may not survive the encounter.

LPC: Well, it's just an avatar.

LPC: It's not a real person.

Roger: Then it may survive the encounter if it's not a real person, but a real person.

Roger: Probably wouldn't survive the encounter coming in.

LPC: Oh, no?

Roger: No.

LPC: What do you mean there?

LPC: Well, I've got one avatar of like these shrunken heads.

LPC: It just looks like they're flying up and down, just flying by.

LPC: So that’s what I’ll be doing.

Roger: I don't know who the hell.

Roger: you are and i don't know how the hell you got my number but i'm from big red like i said okay i'm telling

Roger: Come to my house and we’ll play. Really not in the mood to go ‘round and ‘round with ya, bud.

LPC: roger i just think we got off on the wrong foot here oh i guarantee you we did so you do you in your

Roger: property i'll do me and my property if that's a problem we'll deal with it then listen i've just got

Roger: a hologram of a kangaroo buddy you continue to call me you're going to end up in jail you want to get

LPC: into it guy because i can stop by be my guess dude i tried to tell you fair and square i got a

LPC: kangaroo hologram moving around it's perfectly safe okay like i said you do you on your property

Roger: okay anybody comes to my property and they continue to say that they want to go round and round

LPC: my stuff isn't holograms oh buddy i'll go round and round and round right now bring it if you want to

LPC: get wild let's go bucko

LPC: hello this is rocko i just moved in down the street how you doing roco yeah

LPC: hey i was given your number by the superintendent he's a friend of mine over there he's got everybody's

LPC: number but hey listen i'm going to be outside setting off some holograms today and i just want to let

LPC: you all be doing if you see me outside maybe you want to stay inside for the next few hours if that's

Man(1): okay with you what do you mean i'm not sure

LPC: what you're talking about oh like i have a hologram of a human cannonball it looks like he's

LPC: just flying down the street it's very realistic very lifelike okay and who gave you my number

LPC: the superintendent of what of the district and also there's a chance the images might travel

LPC: through your window they can't come through walls but it may periodically come through the window but i'll

LPC: try to keep that to a minimum okay so you'll stay inside for a few hours then i'm not

LPC: i'm not home i mean stay away from home for a few hours then or or i mean i mean if i need to go

Man(1): home i'm gonna go home is there anything from vending me from getting in the house just a human

LPC: cannibal flying like wild down the street all right well yeah i guess i'll see what you're talking about

Man(1): when i see it i'm not really sure i don't understand what's going on but i'm gonna be home when i want

LPC: to go home all right i might plug into your outlet outside too if that's okay all right i'm not

Man(1): approving you to plug into my condo's outlet not doing that you can plug into the buildings outlet but my

Man(1): condo i'm not paying for your shit it's only for a few hours doll yeah so it's a few hours i can't go to

Man(1): my condo and then i got to pay for your electricity no i'm not doing that let me some skin blood come

Man(1): I don’t even know— How did you get my number? Who is this “Superintendent” that gave you my number?—

Man(1): come on jack slap me something bro i've never had a phone call like this i don't know what this is

LPC: about i need to work on my holograms outside that's all there is to it okay work on your holograms man

Man(1): i mean i don't know how this affects me i'm going to get to my house if i need to get them out what if a

LPC: human cannibal is flying down the street now how you're going to like that

LPC: the fuck is it who are you dude roco i got your number from the superintendent like i said

Man(1): the superintendent of what of the whole district man okay he do what you want to do what you want to do

Man(1): i'm gonna get to my house if i need to get to my house like have fun i don't care what you're doing

LPC: but i'm gonna get to my house hello yeah this is rocko i just lived down yonder from you

LPC: i got your number from rhoda the male lady how are you today i'm doing okay what can i do for you

LPC: good yeah i'm just calling everybody on the street because i'm gonna be uh setting off some holograms

LPC: outside out in front of the house and i just wanted to let you know what i'll be doing yeah okay

LPC: So mayb—maybe stay inside for a while—if that’s okay?—for two, three hours?

LPC: well yeah just to avoid any confusion

LPC: like i have a hologram of like a human cannonball looks like he's just flying down the street

LPC: and i'm kind of a pioneer with avatars and holograms okay i'm just a little confused as to what exactly

LPC: is going on i'm a little confused well there's a chance that the hologram may travel through your

LPC: window it can't go through walls or anything but it may appear through your window inside your place

SPEAKER_02: but i'll try to keep that to a minimum i mean we have permission to do this and my should i be

LPC: concerned i'm i'm confused yeah you probably want to stay indoors uh-huh do you have permission for

LPC: this like oh yeah i talked to the male lady and everything about it she gave me your number i'm calling

Man(3): everybody on the street i'm confused that's to why the male lady has any jurisdiction over when i can and

Man(3): can't leave my house

LPC: well there's another avatar i have of like a kangaroo it looks like he's just bouncing like

LPC: wow wow wow down the street and so i'm just letting you know just to give you a heads up so that's why

Man(3): i said do you have legal right to do this i don't know who you are i don't know why you have my phone

Man(3): number honestly it's a little from the male lady i don't care where you got it from i don't know who this

Man(3): male lady is i don't know why the male lady has my phone number

Man(3): i don't know who rhoda is i don't care who she is the male person has no right to give out my

Man(3): personal information like my phone number and my name i don't understand who you are i'm upset

LPC: honestly over this whole conversation well just look out and maybe stay indoors the next few days

Man(3): i might i might have to call somebody to see what the hell's going on okay call who what i don't know we'll

LPC: listen i'm a pioneer i'm just trying to work out the kinks you understand i don't like that

Man(3): you have my contact information in my name i don't appreciate it i don't care where you got it from

Man(3): i don't like it i don't appreciate it i don't appreciate it okay i'm calling everybody on the street

LPC: guy just to give you a heads up i'm doing you a favor here

Man(3): you're doing me a favor i'll listen dude do your thing do your thing do your thing

LPC: Hey, guy, I got holograms out the yingyang over here. I have one of a matador—

LPC: …with, like, a real defiant stance; that’s the icing on the cake, on that one. Ya feel me?—

LPC: what you have so to stay inside and we'll be good to go understand no i don't i just don't

Man(3): understand why you have my contact and rest of still is upsetting to me that somebody i don't know

Man(3): who has no reason to have my contact information has my contact information has my contact information

Man(3): the second part that's upsetting is that you got it from my mail lady who shouldn't be giving out my

Man(3): information well i'm rogo that's my biggest concern that's my okay roco roco what hercules and i'll try to

LPC: keep it from going through your window i'll do my best bye this is a big deal guy hello yeah marvin please is

LPC: Marvin there yep hi this is rocko i'm just uh kind of calling everyone on the street

LPC: i'm going to be letting off some uh what's street holograms later tonight so i just wanted to let you know

LPC: I moved to Flatbush from Temecula, California about— …three days ago, okay?—

LPC: who did you get my number from uh from big red our other neighbor said to call him and call the other

LPC: lady listen guy i just got holograms popping off i just wanted to let you know

LPC: that's all i got one of like a kangaroo except it looks like he's in a kaleidoscope or something it's

LPC: about six foot tall guy leave me alone please is that funny to you or something

LPC: I’ve got one that looks like a matador except there’s all these stalagmites [sfx]