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Longmont Potion Castle 20 · 2023

Fish Flipout

Track 11

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  • None: Oh.
  • LPC: Yeah, Chris, what's up, man?
  • LPC: This is Donnie. Roll on.
  • LPC: I met you over at Yarmouth.
  • LPC: It was fishing the one time.
  • LPC: And, uh, buddy, I think you may have taken some of my fish most recently when I was up there.
  • Chris: I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about.
  • Chris: What do you mean?
  • Chris: I might have talked to some of your fish.
  • LPC: I just want to get them back is what I mean.
  • LPC: You had them, you put them in your truck and you took off.
  • LPC: What?
  • Chris: No, no, no, no, bud.
  • Chris: You got the wrong fucking number.
  • Chris: Don't you start accusing me a fucking sweet shit.
  • LPC: Hey, I was there, too, guy.
  • LPC: I saw what happened.
  • LPC: You got me?
  • Chris: Who the fuck are you looking for?
  • Chris: Who are you looking for to start with?
  • LPC: I'm looking for you for Chris.
  • LPC: I met you at Yarmouth, fair and square.
  • LPC: Guy.
  • Chris: You met me at Yarmouth, fair and square.
  • LPC: I was fishin’ there all day!—
  • LPC: I got off the ferry, and I was fishing all day long.
  • LPC: You come along, and you take my freaking fish, and he took off in your truck.
  • LPC: What do you want for me?
  • LPC: I just want them back.
  • Chris: I never took your fuckin’ fish!
  • LPC: Just give them back.
  • LPC: That's all I got to say.
  • Chris: I don't know who the fuck you're talking about.
  • Chris: Go fuck yourself.
  • LPC: I want me to push you around?
  • LPC: What do you think of that?
  • Chris: Sure.
  • Chris: Sure.
  • Chris: Go for it, man.
  • Chris: Because I don't got a clue who you are.
  • Chris: I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • LPC: You took my freaking fish, tough guy.
  • Chris: I took your fish.
  • Chris: I took your fish.
  • Chris: Justin, do you know some, Donnie, that I sold fish?
  • Chris: Did I sell you fish?
  • LPC: Donnie Rollon.
  • LPC: That's my name.
  • LPC: You took my freaking fish guy, and I had eight, ten of them sitting there.
  • LPC: Now I got nothing.
  • LPC: You scoop them up, and you took off in your freaking truck.
  • Chris: I didn't.
  • Chris: No, I did not.
  • Chris: Somebody's using the false number aggravated me, because I'm going to tell you why.
  • Chris: I did Justin Nussville's trying to say I pulled up to his truck,
  • Chris: and yarm on some Donnie Roland and took 10 fish off his tailboard.
  • Chris: I hate fish.
  • Chris: You go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.
  • LPC: I'm going to push you down.
  • LPC: How's that sound?
  • LPC: Next time I see you, tough stuff.
  • Chris: Hello.
  • LPC: Hey, guy, I'm going to throw you out the window.
  • LPC: How's that sound to you?
  • Chris: I hope you do, honestly, because I honestly don't got a clue who you are.
  • Chris: I'm outstall driving right now in the Bay of Fundy.
  • Chris: Believe me, I ain't been nowhere near your fucking truck.
  • LPC: I’m gonna drive your truck off a cliff and throw ya through the window!
  • Chris: You're going to see.
  • Chris: You know what you can do?
  • Chris: I'm Mr. Peacock.
  • Chris: You can suck me the fuck off.
  • Chris: Dolly?
  • Chris: Hello?
  • LPC: Hey, buddy.
  • LPC: Listen, just $100 for the fish.
  • LPC: You reimburse me and we'll call it good.
  • LPC: This is Donnie.
  • LPC: Okay?
  • LPC: Donnie roll on here.
  • LPC: I can stop by and pick it up.
  • LPC: That's no problem.
  • Chris: You come right to my house and come get it, bud. I’ll be waitin’ for ya—
  • Chris: 6-9-39.
  • Chris: See you in a bet.
  • LPC: I just wanna work it out, alright?
  • Chris: Oh, you're going to work it out.
  • Chris: You come to my house, come pick it up.
  • Chris: House number 6-9-39, pouring out back.
  • Chris: of the household, but I got something for you.
  • Chris: I got you $100 and a little surprise.
  • Chris: Come on up, just to be a nice fella.
  • Chris: And I'm going to tell you something, Mr. Peacock or Hellfrog.
  • Chris: You keep fucking sending him prank, fucking phone calls to me,
  • Chris: and I promise you, if I have a funny dude, I'll rip your fucking throat out.
  • Chris: So you come right up to my house right now.
  • Chris: Come on, Hell Frog or Peacock.
  • Chris: Come on up.
  • Chris: I'll be waiting.
  • LPC: I'll promise you of bandaging.
  • LPC: I'll bandage you from head to toe.
  • LPC: You feel me?
  • LPC: Because I ain't fiddling around guy.
  • LPC: You mess with a man's fish.
  • Chris: Fiddling around.
  • Chris: Come on up.
  • Chris: I like to fettle around with you.
  • Chris: Come on.
  • LPC: Hey.
  • LPC: You fiddled with a man's fish.
  • LPC: You're fiddling with this livelihood.
  • LPC: You understand.
  • Chris: I never talk to fish.
  • LPC: Buddy, you're fiddling with my fish.
  • LPC: I saw you do it.
  • Chris: Ah, you know what, man.
  • Chris: Suck my fucking deck.
  • Chris: Goodbye.
  • LPC: I'll shove you into the ground.
  • LPC: I'm tired of messing with you.
  • Chris: Hello.
  • LPC: Buddy, why don’t you just send me an online payment—a hundred dollars? And then we’ll call it good!—
  • LPC: —‘Cause I’m tired o’ messin’ around here!—
  • Chris: Go up and fish up your ass, eyeballs first.
  • LPC: I don't have my freaking fish, tough guy.
  • LPC: You took them and split.
  • LPC: I was there.
  • Chris: Yes, I got them right here in the fridge.
  • LPC: I know ya do!
  • Chris: Yes, so you know you're damn right.
  • Chris: You know what I get you.
  • Chris: That's the way I'm telling you.
  • Chris: Come on out and get them.
  • Chris: I'll stuff them up your ass.
  • Chris: How would you like them?
  • Chris: Tail first or eyeballs?
  • LPC: You don't know how to fish.
  • LPC: Is that it?
  • LPC: You're no damn good with the fishing rod, are you?
  • Chris: Oh, I don’t use a fishin’ rod, bud. I use a scollop drag.
  • LPC: I'm going to use.
  • LPC: my bare hands.
  • Chris: I wish you would.
  • Chris: I'd like me to come up.
  • LPC: What do you think of that?
  • LPC: And then I'm going to take you down.
  • LPC: I'm going to show you how to fish.
  • LPC: I'm going to show you how to fish first and from the master.
  • LPC: You understand?
  • LPC: Because I'm not kidding around.
  • LPC: Just send me an online payment.
  • LPC: Quit joking around.
  • Chris: Yeah, give me some numbers.
  • Chris: Let me send it to you.
  • Chris: And that way you ain't going to keep called my fucking number.
  • LPC: It’s “[email protected]”.
  • Chris: Good.
  • Chris: Okay.
  • Chris: Perfect.
  • Chris: See ya.
  • Chris: Hello.
  • Bryson: Hi, this is Trot Waters.
  • Bryson: How's it going?
  • Chris: Who's us?
  • Bryson: This is Bryson.
  • Bryson: Trot Waters.
  • Chris: Who is us?
  • Chris: I have no idea who you are.
  • Bryson: We're Trot Waters flying tackle.
  • Bryson: Your buddy said you picked up someone else's fish.
  • Chris: Oh, go fuck off.
  • Chris: You know that?
  • Chris: You go fuck off, Jerome.
  • Chris: I'll see you in your contact before you fucking know it, buddy.
  • Bryson: [to LPC ] He just told me to “f off” ‘cause he didn’t know who this was.
  • Bryson: Thank you.