Cole: Hello?

LPC: Hey, Cole! How ya doin’?—

Cole: Yeah.

LPC: Hey, my name’s Dempsey Brainard and, ah, I’m new to Athens, here.

Cole: Okay.

LPC: I just moved down here from Santa Monica, California.

Cole: Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

LPC: And I'm needing to move into a place ASAP.

LPC: I got your number from the lady at the agency I was talking to.

Cole: Okay.

LPC: I’m livin’ out of a moving truck right now.

LPC: I need to go into something, ASAP, whether a storefront or a warehouse or, you know, something like that.

Cole: Okay, I think I'll give you my son, he's his number.

Cole: You got something to write with?

LPC: Uh, your son? Let’s see.

Cole: Yeah, Benjamin Barks. Uh—

LPC: Benjamin Barclays.

Cole: They both have a lot of properties around town.

Cole: They will be able to...

Cole: Yeah, Benjamin Barks is...

Cole: Benjamin Barks.

LPC: Uh, Benjamin Barks, okay.

LPC: Now, let's see.

LPC: I have a couple questions for you.

LPC: Do you know, is it okay?

LPC: Because I'm about seven foot two.

LPC: Oh, yeah, well.

LPC: Is there any appropriate place for me to live?

Cole: Oh, I’m sure they’ll find a place!

LPC: Oh, dynamite, denim, I, denim, I, denim, I, don't know.

LPC: Also, um, is it ever—how you say—uh, acceptable…

Cole: Uh-huh.

LPC: …to pay rent, uh, once a year? ‘Cause I get paid but once a year! And s—

Cole: Uh, you can ask ‘em about that—

Cole: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Cole: You can arrange something. I imagine so.

LPC: Oh, dynamite.

LPC: And I have three, four safes, because I have some very valuable positions, very dear to me.

LPC: And I store them in these safes.

LPC: I got three or four them in there, about, you know, a quarter ton, each safe.

Cole: Oh, wow.

Cole: So you know.

Cole: Do you have a forklift that you, or how do you get to move around?

LPC: I do have a forklift, yeah, but it's important that I'm on a floor level, on a ground level.

Cole: Okay, I’m sure they—they can accommodate you!

LPC: Dynamite, dynamite, let's see her.

LPC: Now, anything else, I'm about seven foot, too.

LPC: So it's important.

Cole: Well, you're a very impressive man.

Cole: I'd like to meet you.

LPC: Well, thank you.

LPC: I would, too.

LPC: Listen.

LPC: Are you going to give me a number?

LPC: What are you doing here?

Cole: I am, yes. It’s for Benjamin Barks.

LPC: Benjamin Barks.

LPC: Do I need to get him today and give him a deposit, or…?—

Cole: I'll call him up and tell him that you're going to call.

LPC: Okay, and now listen, I got a monkey running around somewhere.

LPC: Now, do you guys allow monkeys or?

Cole: I don't know about monkeys.

Cole: Do you have to, uh, is he clean?

LPC: Well, he's pretty clean most of the time, but he's.

LPC: He gets his hands dirty, you know, when he gets into the dumpster or the garbage camera.

Cole: So you have to be able to keep the monkey with you, huh?

LPC: This guy runs, wow.

LPC: If you can understand what I'm saying.

LPC: This guy.

LPC: This guy is running buckwale.

Cole: Ha! does he make noise?

LPC: He doesn't make any noise, no, sir.

LPC: No, sir.

Cole: Okay, well, good.

Cole: I don't know whether that's a problem or not.

Cole: But they will decide.

Cole: on that.

LPC: His name is Ewing.

LPC: Okay, and he...

LPC: He is bonded with the state.

Cole: I don’t know what you mean by “bonded”.

LPC: Uh, the monkey is registered with the State of, ah, Georgia, here!—

Cole: I see, okay.

LPC: Oh, yeah.

LPC: So can we stop by and maybe sit up a little conference, you and...

LPC: Me and Ewing?

LPC: The monkey.

Cole: Oh, y—you can set it up with the—my son.

LPC: Okay, okay.

LPC: Now, we're now...

Cole: Uh, the— Benjamin Barks. So let me give you his number.

LPC: Okay, let me get that number from you.

LPC: I need a pen.

LPC: This fend doesn't work here.

LPC: Okay, let's see.

LPC: And let's see.

LPC: I'd like to set booby traps up.

LPC: Because I don't want any intruders or invaders in my property.

LPC: Do you guys allow that kind of thing in your properties?

Cole: Oh, gosh.

Cole: I don't know about that.

Cole: It turns out of people.

Cole: I don't know.

LPC: Oh, okay, because I like need to protect my monkey up here.

LPC: You know, I'm new to you.

Cole: Yeah, okay.

Cole: Well, I'm sure they're really sympathetic to that.

Cole: Now, 706—have you got a pen?

LPC: “7”— I got a pen now. Yes, sir.

Cole: 4752.

LPC: 4752.

LPC: Now, you guys have Section 8 up there?

Cole: I don’t know what a “Section 8” is.

LPC: It's government-assisted housing.

LPC: You know, I get paid by the government.

LPC: But just once a year now.

Cole: No.

Cole: Okay.

Cole: I imagine they can work that out.

LPC: Excellent.

LPC: Now, last thing.

LPC: Cole, if I just dropped off Ewing while I go and meet with your son, would that be okay?

LPC: And you just look at him?

LPC: He's a nice little guy.

LPC: He won't cause you trouble in the world.

LPC: You just watch the monkey.

LPC: I go meet with your son, and then I'll come pick him up from me.

LPC: Would that be?

Cole: Oh, no.

Cole: Don't do that.

LPC: Oh, no, no.

Cole: Just go to my son's house.

LPC: Oh, come on, just for about two hours.

LPC: It should be okay.

LPC: He won't cause you a problem in the world.

LPC: Not a problem in the world.

Cole: I can't do that.

Cole: Sorry.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Well, then where am I supposed to put the guy?

LPC: He's living in a moving truck right now.

LPC: He needs to get up and stretch his legs.

LPC: You understand.

Cole: Yeah, sure.

Cole: …uh, maybe, uh, Benjamin will have some t—suggestion on that.

LPC: I see.

LPC: Okay, I see.

LPC: Well, then let's like, let me give him a call.

LPC: Okay.

Cole: I'll see.

Cole: Okay, I'll see.

Cole: Okay, I see.

Cole: He'll be waiting on you.

LPC: Oh, that sounds like a heck of it.

LPC: You've got yourself one.

LPC: heck of a deal up there, Cole.

Cole: Okay.

LPC: Thanks for making time for me here today.

LPC: You look after yourself now.

LPC: Okay, and I'll look forward to talking to you soon.

Cole: Okay.

LPC: Oh, bigtime!

Cole: Now tell me you in our name again.

LPC: I'm Dempsey.

LPC: Dempsey Brainer.

LPC: I'm new.

Cole: Dempsey Breinerd.

LPC: Yes, sir.

Cole: Did I pronounce it right?

LPC: Dempsey Brenner.

LPC: You sure did.

Cole: How do you spell of Demski?

LPC: Uh, it's D.E.M.

LPC: P.

Cole: You sure is.

None: S-E-Y.

Cole: D-E-M-S-K-Y.

LPC: D-E-M-P.

LPC: S-E-Y.

LPC: Dempsey.

Cole: Okay.

LPC: And then B-E-M-T is spelled B-R.

LPC: S-E-Y.

LPC: A-I.

LPC: Dempsey.

Cole: Okay.

LPC: N-A-R-D.

LPC: Dempsey-B-R.

Cole: Okay.

Cole: Well, that's a little complicated.

LPC: And I'm sorry about.

LPC: N-A-R-D-E-E-S-E-E-E-E-Y.

LPC: Dems-E-E-R-D.

LPC: B-R-A-A-A.

LPC: A-I-N-A-R-D, D-E-M-P-E-S-E-E-O-E-M-A.

LPC: Look after yourself, and I'm going to give your sermon, so we'll meet up later today.

Cole: Okay.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: That sounds outstanding.

LPC: Now, look after yourself.

Joe: Thank you very kindly.

LPC: Thank you so much.

LPC: Thank you very much.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Take care of.

LPC: Thank you so very kindly.

LPC: Look after yourself.

SPEAKER_02: Thank you.

Cole: I’ll see you later!—

LPC: I’ll see you soon!

SPEAKER_02: Bye.

SPEAKER_02: All right.

Cole: Bye.

SPEAKER_02: Okay.

SPEAKER_02: Take care now.

LPC: Look after yourself.

SPEAKER_02: Thank you now, too.

SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_02: I'll see you soon.

SPEAKER_02: All right.

SPEAKER_02: Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02: Okay.

SPEAKER_02: Take care of now.

SPEAKER_02: Thank you so very kindly.

SPEAKER_02: Look after yourself.

SPEAKER_02: Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_02: I'll see you soon.

LPC: All right.

LPC: Bye-bye.

LPC: Uh-huh.

LPC: Yeah.

LPC: Okay.

SPEAKER_02: Take care now.

SPEAKER_02: Look after yourself.

Cole: Thank you now.

Cole: Thank you so much.

Cole: I'll see you soon.

SPEAKER_02: Take care now.

SPEAKER_02: Look after yourself.

Cole: Hey, Ben.

Cole: Y'all.

Cole: Benjamin.

LPC: Yeah.

Cole: This is Benjamin?

LPC: Yeh!

Cole: Okay.

LPC: Hey, Dad.

Cole: Hey, yeah.

Cole: You don't sound like Benjamin, huh?

Cole: Anyway, a guy's going to call you, and his name is Zimski Brinerd.

LPC: Mm-hmm.

Cole: He’s, ah, really tall. Like seven-foot-two.

SPEAKER_04: Mm-hmm.

Cole: I hadn't seen him, but he's very conscious of him and that he might need us,

Cole: a special attending to find a place to live.

Cole: He's looking for a place to live.

LPC: Okay.

Cole: And wait for it.

Cole: He's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, he's got, a monkey.

LPC: Oh, who, no?

Cole: A monkey.

Cole: Oh.

Cole: I don't know.

None: Ah.

None: Oh.

Cole: I know it.

LPC: Hmm.

Cole: Anybody.

Cole: I hate to give you this.

Cole: Hello.

Cole: But anyway, and he gets paid by the government of the emergency, so he wants to somehow arrange that.

Cole: He can, you probably know what he's talking about.

Joe: No, I don't want to know.

Joe: You're doing a lot of harm to yourself, because I'm praying to God you should drop dead, you know.

Joe: So a number of religious.

Joe: And I will one of these days tell you that you're going to drop dead because you, you

Joe: interrogate me.

Cole: I interrogate you?

Cole: Who am I speaking to, please?

Joe: You motherfucker, chicken shit.

Joe: Piece of a chicken shit, criminal.