John: Taylor Sharpenhal.

LPC: Oh, hi, tailor?

John: Yes, sir.

LPC: Yeah, I've got a video shoot coming up.

LPC: We're going to be shooting a video, and I need to treat some different materials and fabrics.

LPC: I've been trying to get through, and I haven't been able to reach you, so I'm glad I got through.

LPC: My name's Oscar.

John: So what can I do for you?

LPC: I need to acid wash some tweed.

LPC: Can we do something like that together with you?

John: I don't have them with me. I have to order them.

John: I don't have three. I have wool. A lot of wool.

LPC: A lot of wool.

LPC: Oh.

LPC: Could we zipper some spandex?

LPC: Could we add a zipper to some spandex garments that I've got if I brought those in?

John: Bring them, let me check them.

John: If we could do them.

LPC: Okay. I also want to ruffle some velour.

LPC: Could you add a ruffle to it if I brought it to you for some clothes?

LPC: for some clothes?

John: No.

LPC: No?

LPC: What do you mean?

LPC: No.

John: The valour, you know, I don't have them.

LPC: No, I'll bring you the valour.

LPC: Can you just ruffle it for me?

LPC: On the sleeves.

John: Uh, y—you mean you wanna put ‘em on the sleeves?

LPC: Yeah, put some ruffled in there.

LPC: Uh-huh.

John: Yeah, we could do that.

LPC: Oh.

LPC: Excellent.

LPC: Um, okay.

LPC: Could you do some maybe pleaded canvas

LPC: before me if I brought that into you?

John: You know, the problem I'm very busy.

John: I'm very busy.

John: I don't have the time, you know, for those things.

John: To be honest with you, I'm very, very busy.

John: I can't spend time, you know, on those things.

LPC: I'll give you a deposit.

LPC: I can send you...

John: It's not the money.

LPC: Oh.

John: I'm very, very busy.

John: It's not the money.

LPC: Hey, well, guy, we got a video shoot coming up.

LPC: There's 25 people on set.

LPC: You know, we need to have silhouettes.

LPC: We need to have a lot of stuff draped over here.

LPC: You follow me?

John: I know.

John: Yeah, I know.

John: I know.

LPC: Okay, listen, can you, um,

LPC: some cuff, some gingham for me. Add some cuffs to it.

John: Oh, yeah. That’s no problem.

LPC: Oh, fantastic.

LPC: I need to come by about six o'clock tomorrow morning to see you.

John: Alright, come over.

LPC: You're gonna be there at 5.36 a.m.??

John: 5.36 a.m.?

LPC: Yes.

John: No, I’ll be here, you know, 7:30.

LPC: 7.30?

LPC: Seven-thirty. Any way you can meet me at 6:30 in the morning?

John: No.

LPC: No.

LPC: Well, how late are you open?

John: Tell us 6.

LPC: Now, I want to make like a woven pattern on some polyester.

LPC: Kind of woven throughout.

LPC: Just for the silhouette, you understand.

LPC: Can you add something like that for me as a layer, as a lining?

John: You need somebody to do it for you.

John: I don't have the time for that.

John: You know, I'm almost, I'm going to close my shop.

John: You know, I'm in this business, 51 years.

John: I'm sick and tired of it.

LPC: Sick and tired.

John: Oh, yeah.

John: I'm finished from it.

LPC: You're going to love what you see.

LPC: We got a video.

LPC: You want to be in the video.

LPC: We're going to put you in the video.

John: I don't need anything.

John: I'm 70 years old.

John: I don't care about anything anymore.

John: I want to take a rest.

LPC: —I’m gonna send you a credit card payment.

John: It’s not the money!

LPC: Oh.

John: It's not the money.

John: No, no.

John: I'm not looking for money.

John: I'm looking for my rest to take a rest.

LPC: You're looking for younger?

John: I’m so tired!

John: I am young, but, um, 70 years old is not young anymore.

LPC: I’m gonna bring some young girls in there—

LPC: You're going to love them.

LPC: They've got towels.

LPC: They've got drapes.

LPC: They've got blouses on.

LPC: You're going to love them.

John: What I got to do, man?

LPC: Young girls.

John: Doesn't matter.

John: I have a lot of girls.

LPC: Oh, really?

LPC: Yeah.

John: I have a lot of stuff.

LPC: Not like this.

LPC: These girls have linens.

LPC: They have stingray leather with buttons.

LPC: They're going to open their buttons.

LPC: Oh, big time.

John: I know what you mean.

LPC: Okay, listen.

LPC: Just ruffle the velour.

LPC: I'll meet you at 7 a.m.

LPC: 7 a.m. shape tomorrow, and I need that ruffled.

LPC: Okay, first thing tomorrow.

John: Who can I do it for you in the morning?

John: Are you kidding?

None: No.

John: Who can I work for you on this time?

LPC: 7 o'clock.

John: No, no, no, no.

LPC: You said you’re very per—

John: Nobody's going to work for you, man, like that.

John: No, no, no, no.

LPC: Forget it.

LPC: Oh, no.

LPC: You said you're very particular about what time.

LPC: you open and I said, okay, I'll be there at 7 o'clock.

John: —Yeah, but you need somebody to sew for you, man.

LPC: Yes! We got a video shoot comin’ up!—

John: You need somebody to show.

John: I don't have somebody to show for you right now.

John: Alright?

LPC: No, we need you to be there.

LPC: Seven o'clock.

LPC: I'll give you a cash deposit.

John: That's not the money.

LPC: —We need you to be there! Sev—

LPC: What do you mean?

John: You don't want the money?

LPC: I'll give you money.

LPC: Cash money.

LPC: I'll put you in the video.

John: It's not the money.

John: I'm not looking for the money.

John: I'm looking for my...

John: to be free.

John: You know?

LPC: You looking for young girls?

John: Oh, no.

John: No, no, I don't need anybody.

LPC: Look, we need to add absorption.

LPC: These clothes need absorption.

LPC: Don't you understand that?

John: I understand everything, but I don't understand my.

LPC: Look, how much time do you need?

LPC: These clothes need absorption.

LPC: Don't you understand that?

LPC: Look, we need absorption.

John: Listen, I don't need your money, okay?

John: I don't need money.

LPC: You want to be in the video?

LPC: I'm going to put you up front of the video.

John: No, no, I don't know.

John: I'm not going to be in the video.

LPC: It's going to be on YouTube.

LPC: Hundreds and hundreds of years.

John: Whatever you put, I don't give it that.

LPC: You’re gonna be with some dancers—

John: I don't have time now for you.

John: Bye-bye.

LPC: Listen, I need this stuff ruffled big time here.

LPC: John, please just help me ruffle this valour one time, okay?

LPC: That's the one thing I need here today.

LPC: I could bring it in today.

John: I told you, I don't have time, you know, for that.

John: I have enough job over here.

John: have the time. If you could wait for a couple weeks, I will help you.

LPC: I'll just bring in one jacket. I don't take anything right now.

LPC: I’ll send you a credit card deposit online!

John: It's not the money. It's not the money. I'm very, very busy. I don't have the time for this

John: kind of job.

LPC: We just wanna get ruffled, here, guy; that’s all we need [exhales]

John: They just want to get ruffled. Can't somebody else? Can't you just ruffle our feathers a little bit here

LPC: today please this afternoon? No, sir. No. Oh, no. What do you mean? No.

John: You guys... You guys open for business up here? Yeah, I've been here 50 years. Yes, sir.

LPC: Well, fellow, I've been on the job for 14 years. Okay, good for you. Found somebody else.

LPC: Listen, just take my credit card. Okay, let me give you my credit card. No, thank you very much.

LPC: W—you got a pen? I’ll give you a minute to get a pen.

John: Thank you.

LPC: Look, we need to get ruffled here. What do you want me to say?