Man(1): Hello?

Man(2): Uh, yes, what can you up with?

Man(1): Uh, I got called by you.

Man(2): Um, I did not make any calls.

Man(2): Um.

Man(1): That’s pretty weird!

Man(1): Yeah, because I just got called.

Man(2): Oh, um, one of your friends called us and he said that you didn't know our number and he just passed the phone to you.

Man(2): That's full one I can gather.

SPEAKER_02: when I can gather.

Man(1): Huh! No, I’m all alone right now, actually.

Man(1): Um, okay.

Man(1): Yeah.

Man(1): That's, uh, that's weird.

Man(2): Okay.

Man(1): Are you sure?

Man(2): Yes, I’m pretty sure.

Man(1): I mean, I don't mean to be laughing.

Man(1): That's, like, really absurd.

Man(1): Um, no, okay.

Man(1): Um, all right.

Man(1): Um, are you a business?

Man(1): Are you a house? What's, what's the deal?

Man(2): Yes, we, this is a store.

Man(2): That's why I'm a little confused on the situation.

Man(2): But if...

Man(1): What store?

Man(1): Where, where are you?

Man(2): This is game score.

Man(1): Uh, say again?

Man(2): Sorry, I'm also in the middle of helping another customer right now.

SPEAKER_02: So it's a little hard for multi-task right now.

Man(1): It's okay.

Man(1): Um, I'm in Florida, so I don't know if you're a

Man(1): So I don't know if you're in Florida or not.

Man(2): Uh, I mean, that we are; we’re in Jacksonville.

Man(1): Oh, okay, okay. Just didn’t recognize the area code.

Man(1): Sice.

Man(1): Whaa?! Are you Optimus Prime?

Man(2): Okay. Was that all you needed at the moment?

Man(1): Uh, yeah.

Man(1): Okay.

Man(2): Okay.

Man(1): Hello?

Man(3): Hello?

Man(1): Uh, what can I help ya with?

Man(3): I don't know. You tell...

Man(3): Uh, I have no idea, bud.

Man(3): You called us?

Man(3): Are you... I was trying to...

Man(1): You... I just got called.

Man(1): Are you in like a church or somethin’? I’m hearin’, like, an organ.

Man(3): No man, this is GameStop, bud.

Man(3): So...

Man(1): GameStop?

Man(3): Yeah.

Man(1): Yeah, are you guys like...

Man(3): Yeah, I also hear the stuff. I also hear the stuff in the background, man, so I’m not quite sure. That’s not us.

Man(3): So I'm not...

Man(1): Uh...

Man(1): They're extremely odd.

Man(1): This is so weird.

Man(1): I don't know.

Man(1): This is insane.

Man(3): But, I mean, did you have any questions or anything like that, man?

Man(1): Um...

Man(1): I'm just trying to figure out what's going on right now.

Man(1): This is insane.

Man(3): Okay. Well, uh, I was about saying if you didn't have any questions or anything, brother, man.

Man(3): Uh, uh...

Man(1): Um, yeah, I’mma let ya go, buddy. You have a good day—

Man(3): Yeah, no problem, bro. You too, man.

Man(1): Hello?

Man(4): Yeah, I’m here.

Man(1): Uh, you called me.

Man(4): No, I didn’t.

None: Hello?

Man(1): Hello?

Man(4): Yeah, I’m here.

Man(1): What the hell’s goin’ on here?

Man(1): This is like the fourth time I’ve been called. Some weird shit’s happenin’. What’s happenin’?

Man(1): Are you a business?

Man(1): Are you...

Man(1): Hello?

Man(5): Yeah, how can I'll be.

Man(1): Uh, excuse me?

Man(5): Yeah, how can I help you?

Man(1): Um, you called me.

Man(1): Hello?

Man(5): Sure?

Man(1): Uh, yeah.

None: A war to Warcraft?

Man(1): No, no, I'm good.

Man(5): Alright.

Man(1): Thank you.

LPC: Do you want to play?

LPC: A match?

Man(1): Do I want to play?

Man(1): Excuse me?

LPC: ’Cause I heard you were disrespectin’ my… my score, my achievement. [exhales]

LPC: On the concert.

LPC: Console.

LPC: You play, bro?

Man(1): Is there somebody else here?

Man(1): How many people are on this phone?

LPC: You all play World of Warcraft?

Man(1): Yeah.

LPC: Oh, yeah?

Man(1): Yeah.

LPC: I heard you were disrespect in my score, my achievements up.

LPC: Achievements up.

Man(1): Hey, mine.

Man(1): Um… Nah, I ain’t been talkin’ shit.

LPC: We got Game Land on the line.

Man(6): Hello.

LPC: Hi! D’you got World o’ Warcraft?—

Man(6): World of Warcraft? The cards?

LPC: Yeah.

Man(6): Cards we don’t have.

LPC: Um, you got a Nintendo Switch, upper?

Man(6): When do you have the light?

LPC: Where you all got up?

LPC: GameLand? You there?

Man(6): Hello?

LPC: You got Nintendo Switch?

Man(6): You got the light?

None: What?

LPC: What?

Man(6): The light.

LPC: What is that?

Man(6): The one that has not connected to the TV.

LPC: You got Castlevania Tugaw War?

Man(6): No, that we don’t have.

LPC: [reverb] Castlevania: Tug o’ War is on the Wii, bud. [dp]

LPC: Ya feel me?

Man(1): What is that noise?

LPC: What do you think of me?

Man(1): What?

Man(1): This is insane.

LPC: So you want to play a match?

LPC: How about at the Hoboken Game Lounge?

LPC: We play up there. A match.

LPC: The Hulk Hogan Game Lounge?

LPC: Yes.

LPC: Maximum achievement wins $200.

Man(7): You've reached Play Hoboken.

Man(7): We're open again.

Man(7): We now have indoor golf.

Man(7): golf, billiards, board games, booze ball, darts, and coming in August, slot car racing.

Man(7): We also have a summer camp for children ages 7 to 12.

Man(7): If you'd like to reach someone, press 1.

Man(6): We don’t want any!

Man(1): Yeah, we don't want any.

LPC: Okay.