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Longmont Potion Castle 18 · 2021

Appliance Medley

Track 21

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  • Woman(1): Thank you for calling Airport Appliant.
  • Woman(1): How may I help you?
  • Woman(1): Hello.
  • Man(1): The West's Appliance.
  • Woman(1): Hello?
  • Man(1): Hello.
  • Man(1): Wes is Appliance.
  • Woman(1): Can you hear me?
  • Man(1): Yeah.
  • Woman(1): How can we help you?
  • Man(1): Go ahead.
  • Man(1): You guys called me, I thought.
  • Woman(1): No.
  • Woman(1): I just received a call here.
  • Man(1): Interesting.
  • Man(1): Okay, bye.
  • Woman(1): Thank you for calling Airport Appliant.
  • Woman(1): Tom, I help you.
  • Carrie: Mountain Design, this is Carrie.
  • Carrie: How can you help you?
  • Shannon: Capital refrigeration.
  • Shannon: Jamie speaking.
  • Carrie: You know, I have like three calls coming into one line, so I'm not sure which one.
  • Shannon: This one is capital refrigeration.
  • Shannon: Okay.
  • Shannon: Where are you located?
  • Shannon: What is the zip code where you live?
  • Carrie: This is Carrie.
  • Carrie: Hello.
  • Shannon: What was?
  • Shannon: Hello?
  • Carrie: Mountain Land Design.
  • Carrie: How can I direct your call?
  • Carrie: Hello?
  • Shannon: You there?
  • Carrie: Yes.
  • Shannon: Hello?
  • Carrie: How can I direct your call?
  • Shannon: Well, this is Capitol Refrigeration.
  • Carrie: Okay.
  • Carrie: How can I help you?
  • Shannon: Um, I just picked up the phone ‘cause it was ringin’ and—and you were there with a couple other people—
  • Carrie: Oh, I know.
  • Carrie: We keep getting these weird phone calls where three people are on the line, and I don't understand it.
  • Carrie: It's so crazy.
  • Carrie: Okay, well, let's hang up.
  • Carrie: I was just hang up because I...
  • Carrie: saying up because I don't, yeah, I didn't call you.
  • Carrie: You didn't call me?
  • Angela: Thank you for calling.
  • Angela: Jeff, this is Angela.
  • Woman(2): Hello, C.
  • Angela: Hello? Can you hear me?
  • Woman(2): Yeah, this is—this is Cody’s.
  • Angela: Okay, who are you trying to reach?
  • Angela: This is CHF.
  • Google: —Please state your name after the tone and Google Voice will try to connect you. [tone]
  • Woman(2): I'm not trying to reach anybody.
  • Woman(2): I got a phone call asking if we sold appliances.
  • Lauren: Good afternoon, Cody's Appliances repair.
  • Lauren: This is Lauren.
  • Lauren: I'm going to help you.
  • Angela: Hello, CHF.
  • Lauren: Oh, hello?
  • LPC: Yeah, I can hear you.
  • Lauren: Oh, hi.
  • LPC: —It—can you hear me?
  • TTS: —Please press “1” to continue your call—
  • LPC: So I just needed help with an appliance here.
  • Lauren: Okay.
  • Lauren: What do you need to look at?
  • LPC: Uh, I need a new conductor unit—
  • TTS: —Please press “1” to continue your call.
  • Lauren: Oh, gosh.
  • Lauren: Are you possibly doing like a multi-line right now?
  • Lauren: They keep on hearing like something on.
  • TTS: the other line. Please press one to continue your call.
  • LPC: —No. I can hear you fine.
  • Lauren: Do you mind if I give you a call back?
  • LPC: Well, I’m at a payphone, here. Um.
  • LPC: I can give you the number to the payphone.
  • Lauren: Oh, okay. Gosh.
  • Lauren: I can see the number that you called from.
  • Lauren: I can give you a call.
  • Lauren: It just keeps on saying press one in my ear here.
  • LPC: Oh! I’m sorry ‘bout that—
  • Josh: I'm sorry about that.
  • Josh: I missed your call.
  • Josh: Is a phone number.
  • LPC: Well, do you have a conductor unit in Star?
  • LPC: Thanks.
  • Travis: Bye.
  • Travis: Hello, this Travis with Idlers.
  • Travis: How can I help?
  • Man(2): Good afternoon.
  • Man(2): All-Star appliance.
  • Travis: Hello?
  • Man(2): Yes, hello.
  • Man(2): How can I help you?
  • Travis: Oh, I was answering my phone.
  • Travis: This is Eidler's Appliance.
  • Travis: I didn't call anybody.
  • Travis: Oh.
  • Travis: —We got some kinda interesting connection goin’ on! [laughs]
  • Man(2): Okay.
  • Man(2): Yeah, this is All-Star appliance.
  • Travis: Yeah, I just picked up my phone line here
  • Travis: for a customer and it came through
  • Travis: as you guys, so I don't know what happened there.
  • SPEAKER_06: Okay.
  • Man(2): Well, any I can do for you?
  • Travis: No, no, I wasn't trying to call out, so you guys
  • Travis: have a good one.
  • Bill: GANS.
  • Bill: Plant Service.
  • LPC: Hi, could I talk to somebody about
  • LPC: getting some help with an appliance?
  • Bill: What do you mean?
  • LPC: Well, I need a whole new
  • LPC: conductor unit.
  • LPC: Not here today.
  • Bill: A whole new conductor unit?
  • LPC: Yes, sir?
  • Bill: For wh—what kind of appliance?
  • LPC: For, uh, refrigerator.
  • Bill: You mean you need a whole new compressor?
  • LPC: Yes, sir.
  • LPC: You guys were the people's choice.
  • LPC: I read some.
  • Bill: Yeah.
  • Bill: What's the model on it?
  • SPEAKER_07: Pink found Eiler home.
  • SPEAKER_07: Great thing.
  • SPEAKER_07: I can help you.
  • Man(3): Hello?
  • Bill: Now we got two phones goin’.
  • Man(3): Okay.
  • Bill: Something's going on.
  • Man(3): Wanna hang up and call back?—
  • Lauren: You're calling me to help you.
  • Woman(3): People's choice, how can we help you?
  • Bill: Hey, dear.
  • Bill: This is Bill with G&S appliance.
  • Bill: Hello?
  • Kathy: Bed Bath and Beyond in San Luis.
  • Kathy: This is Kathy.
  • Kathy: How am I, a director, call?
  • LPC: Hi.
  • LPC: Appliances, please.