Pam: Hello?

LPC: Hi, is Pamela there, please? [exhales]

Pam: This is Pam.

LPC: Yeah, this is Orville.

LPC: Colin, yeah, I moved in around the way from you the other day.

Pam: Okay.

LPC: I'm missing some newspapers up here, Miss.

LPC: Got you guys seen those at all?

LPC: Any of my newspapers I have delivered to my home here.

Pam: No?

Pam: I don't think so.

LPC: Well, I got your number from Brian.

LPC: He didn't want to talk to me about this.

LPC: That's correct.

LPC: I'm missing six, seven newspapers here, not just the sports or the weather sections, the whole newspaper.

Pam: So what's going on now?

Pam: What are you proposing that I've taken your newspapers?

LPC: Well, somebody in your residence has done something.

LPC: We need to do something here.

Pam: Which house is yours?

LPC: Like I say, I'm new to the area, the white one.

LPC: With the accents?

LPC: I waved to you the other day.

LPC: What can we do about this up here?

Pam: Which house is mine, honey?

LPC: Just one adjacent to me.

LPC: I'm new here.

LPC: I don't know what kind of thing this community is into, but what do you suggest I do?

LPC: I'm missing a week's worth of news here.

LPC: I don't know what's going on around here.

Pam: Yeah, well, good luck, honey.

LPC: Well, can you give me a reimbursement of some kind if I stop by?

Pam: Hello?

Man: Mom?

Man: Hello?

Pam: Hello.

Man: What's up?

Man: Can you hear me?

Pam: I can hear you. Can you hear me?

Man: Yeah, what’s goin’ on?—

Man: Mom.

Pam: Not much I just think.

Pam: What?

Man: Hello?

Man: What is, what's going on?

Pam: What do you mean?

Man: What’re you callin’ for?

Pam: I didn’t call.

Man: What the,

Man: fuck? I got a call

Man: and some guy said

Man: I have Pamela on the phone here who's saying

Man: that somebody is stealing her papers and wants

Man: to file a report and he just put me through

Man: to you.

Pam: Are you sitting me?

Man: No.

Man: I was like,

Man: I ignored the call.

Pam: You've called me, though.

Pam: What I wanted

Pam: what, yeah, what I wanted

Pam: to tell him was, you know, he can

Pam: come on over and we'll sit him down

Pam: in front of fire and we'll make him a nice

Pam: little place to sit and we'll tell

Pam: him stories, so he didn't need those newspapers

Pam: anymore.

Man: Well, I was going to tell him

Man: he could just fuck off and stop calling.

Pam: He can come on over. I'd love to

Pam: entertain that man. He sounds like

Pam: lots of fun. Okay.

Pam: Now, he told me, Brian gave me his

Pam: number, so somehow they're

Pam: watching our whole family, so it's kind of cool.

Man: You know? That's weird.

Man: All right, well, I'm going to get back

Man: to that now. I'll talk to you a little bit.

Pam: All right, love you.

Man: Love you too.

Man: Bye.

Pam: Bye.