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Longmont Potion Castle 17 · 2020

Meat Medley

Track 5

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  • Man(1): Joe, do we tell upchuck?
  • Man(1): Upchuk?
  • Man(3): Upchuk.
  • Man(3): What you don't?
  • Man(3): I've never heard of it.
  • Woman(1): Upchuk.
  • Woman(1): I don't do that.
  • Man(4): I don't have any upchuck.
  • Man(4): I don't have any saliva.
  • SPEAKER_01: I don't have any bile.
  • SPEAKER_01: I mean, saliva?
  • Man(6): We don't sell urine.
  • SPEAKER_01: Nope.
  • Man(6): We don't sell semen or other.
  • Man(5): [L] I don’t know where you get that at.
  • Man(6): We just have regular muscle cuts.
  • Man(6): We don't sell any sort of liquids or anything like that.
  • Man(5): I don't care any of that.
  • Man(5): Oddball stuff like that.
  • Man(6): [R] Sir, we can’t get any urine or semen.
  • Man(7): We don't have any bile saliva, upchuk, blood.
  • Man(7): None of that.
  • Man(6): [R] S—sir, we can not get any urine, blood, or semen.
  • Man(7): No, we don't sell regurgitation.
  • Man(7): We don't sell bile.
  • Man(7): We don't sew semen.
  • Man(7): We don't sell urine.
  • Man(6): Sir, we can't get a drop of semen.
  • Man(6): We can't get you a whole gallon.
  • Man(6): We can't get you any.
  • Man(8): Up, Chuck.
  • Man(8): I don't know what that is, man.
  • Man(9): I like it.
  • Man(9): I like it.
  • Man(9): Who is this?
  • Woman(2): Up, Chuck.
  • Man(9): Thirl good?
  • Man(10): Okay.
  • Man(10): Is this a joke or something?
  • Woman(3): Urine?
  • Woman(3): You've had a wrong number.
  • SPEAKER_01: Urine.
  • SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, oh.
  • Man(11): [R] What kinda urine you tryin’ to get?
  • Woman(5): Upchuk.
  • Woman(5): We don't have.
  • Man(12): No, we have.
  • Man(12): Ground Chuck.
  • Man(13): [L] Oh, upchuck!
  • Woman(6): Lips?
  • Woman(6): No, we don't sell any lips either.
  • Man(13): [L] Okay. I was thinking it was something from the chuck section of the cow. [laughs]
  • Woman(6): No, no buttocks either.
  • Woman(6): I do sell pork butts.
  • Man(13): [L] I do not have blood.
  • Woman(7): I don't think I could help you with that.
  • Man(14): [L] This is really totally weird.
  • Man(15): Who wants you in over the phone?
  • Man(15): Will the fuck order this stuff?
  • Man(16): [L] I’ve got some camel toe!
  • Man(17): [R] We just simply get muscle cuts.
  • SPEAKER_01: Upchow.
  • Man(18): [R] That’s like the pork chops, right?
  • Man(16): No, no.
  • Man(18): We got a friend of the slaughterhouse.
  • SPEAKER_00: We don't sell every.
  • SPEAKER_00: We don't sell bile.
  • Woman(9): [R] It sounds like you’re underwater, actually.
  • Man(20): We don't be having the blood on the stuff.
  • Man(20): You say they want the semen, the urine?
  • SPEAKER_00: Urine.
  • SPEAKER_00: That's peeve, bro.
  • SPEAKER_00: Go into the MP.