Arthur: Hello.

LPC: Hey, Arthur.

Arthur: Hello.

LPC: This is Tim.

LPC: What are you doing up there?

Arthur: Tim who?

LPC: Tim Phillips.

LPC: Listen, I'm new to the area.

LPC: I was wondering, can I tap into your septic tank a little bit later?

LPC: I got some structural issues here at home.

LPC: I got my own hose and everything.

Arthur: Can you tap into your mom?

LPC: Hey, it'll just be for a few minutes and I'll take care of everything.

LPC: Just tap right into your tank.

LPC: Is that okay with you up there?

Arthur: Can you tap in?

Arthur: happen to your mother?

LPC: Listen, guy, and I don't want you mess with my hose.

LPC: I'll find out about it if you mess with my hose, okay?

LPC: Just to be clear.

Arthur: Mess with your hoes?

LPC: Yeah.

Arthur: You mean your mother and your daughter are a hose?

LPC: Listen, guy, I need your tank.

LPC: That's all I need.

Joe: Hello.

LPC: Hey, this is Brian.

LPC: How are you doing?

Joe: Okay.

Joe: Why are you calling me?

LPC: I'm calling you because I got some structural issues here at my house.

LPC: I need to tap into you.

LPC: your septic tank for a little bit here tonight.

LPC: Okay, I got my own hose and everything.

Joe: Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Joe: Who are you trying?

Joe: I still don't know.

Joe: Where, who are you calling me from?

LPC: I'm calling you.

LPC: I'm local.

LPC: And I need your help there, big guy.

Joe: What kind of help?

Joe: What are you talking about?

LPC: I need to set my hose into your septic tank.

LPC: I got problems here at home.

LPC: Big problems here on my structural issues here.

Joe: Where do you live?

LPC: I live near you.

LPC: So I'm going to bring my hose over and we're going to set it up.

LPC: Does that sound good?

Joe: Of course.

Joe: Must not. It's trouble for me.

Joe: What are you talking about?

Joe: And I still don't know who the hell you are.

LPC: Why is this such a big deal?

LPC: I'm going to do it. It'll be fine.

Joe: Who are you?

LPC: You can call me Bry-Bry, okay?

Joe: Yeah but where—where do you live?!—

LPC: I'm going to come over there and I'm going to get what I need.

Joe: You're not going to get the need because I'm going to call the police on you right now.

LPC: No, don't do that.

LPC: Don't do that.

SPEAKER_01: Don't go to me like that.

Joe: Okay?

Joe: You don't get the horse.

Joe: I'm Jewish and articles.

Joe: It's sober for me.

Joe: And I wouldn't give it to you any other time.

Joe: I got no business with you.

LPC: Don't mess with my hose.

LPC: Because I'll find out about it if you do.

LPC: I got my hose ready and I'm just on my way right now.

LPC: I'm walking over there right now, okay?

Joe: You're trying to come here and you'll see what's going to happen to you.

LPC: Well, I'm just going to...

Joe: Your motherfucker.

Joe: Stop it!

Joe: Your motherfucker, criminal!

LPC: Don't you worry about it.

LPC: about a thing.

LPC: Bill?

Bill: Yeah.

LPC: Hey, this is Bo.

LPC: I'm new to the area up here.

LPC: Listen, I need to favor.

LPC: I wanted just to tap into your septic tank just for a few minutes.

LPC: I got my own hose and everything, okay?

Bill: I don't know what you're talking about.

LPC: What do you need me to do, bring you a ladder?

Bill: I don't have a septic tank.

Bill: I don't have anything like that.

LPC: Of course you do.

LPC: I already went over there and looked at it.

LPC: You know, I hope you don't mind, but I was there earlier today, okay?

Bill: I don't have.

Bill: I have a 70 tank.

LPC: Oh, you sure do.

LPC: I saw it.

LPC: I'm going to be right there, and I'm going to hose it up.

LPC: I just want to make sure, you know, that you don't be surprised when I get there, okay?

Bill: Yes.

LPC: Call the who now?

Bill: Police?

Bill: I don't know what you.

Bill: Why you'd be on my property?

LPC: Because I told you, I need to set my hose up.

LPC: Now, look, just stay out of my way, okay?

LPC: I don't need the police, and I don't need you nosing around, okay?

LPC: Just keep out of my affairs.

Bill: Well, keep out of my house.

Bill: property.

LPC: As long as you stay outta my way, we should be in good shape.

Bill: Well lemme get your name and everything. Go on, now—

LPC: Yeah, okay.

LPC: I'm Bobo.

LPC: You got me?

Bill: Yes.

LPC: Yes.

Woman: Hello?

LPC: Hello?

Woman: Hi.

LPC: Hi, how are you?

Woman: Who the fuck is this?

LPC: This is Bull.

LPC: Can you hear me?

Woman: I can, yeah.

LPC: Okay, listen, I'm on my way over there.

LPC: I'm kind of new to the area.

LPC: I got your number.

LPC: at the supermarket.

LPC: I just need to tap into your septic tank tonight for a little bit, all right?

LPC: I got my own hose, but I'll be there in just about 10 minutes.

LPC: I got some problems with my foundation.

LPC: So I'm just going to tap into you guys for a bit, okay?

Woman: Okay.

LPC: Okay, and just do me a favor.

LPC: Don't miss with my hose, all right?

LPC: I'll find out about it if you do.

LPC: Okay.

Woman: Do you, your hose?

Woman: I'm going to last see you with that hose.

LPC: Oh, you are, are you?

LPC: I'm going to docy dough right on up, Aaron.

LPC: and get with you a little bit, mix things up a little bit.

LPC: How does that grab you?

Woman: I'm a full stack web developer now, and I just graduated from my coding boot camp.

Woman: I'm at the graduation party, and I don't have time.

Woman: If you show up on my lawn with your hose, I'm going to send 20 boot camp graduates after you,

Woman: and they're going to code your app so hard, you're never going to walk again.

LPC: Oh, don't do that.

LPC: Leave me be.

LPC: All right, young lady?

Woman: Listen.

Woman: Making my...

Arthur: Hello.

Arthur: Can you hold on right now?

Arthur: Your mother's being strapped to the donkey.

Arthur: She's getting fucked.

Arthur: Hold on, hold on.

Arthur: Yes.

LPC: Hello?

Man: Yes.

LPC: Hi, this is Bo.

LPC: How are you doing?

Man: Good?

LPC: Yeah, good.

LPC: Hey, I got your number up at the supermarket.

LPC: I hope that's okay.

LPC: I'm new to the area here.

Man: Supermarket.

Arthur: Yes.

LPC: And, hey, guy, I just need to tap into your septic tank tonight, okay?

LPC: It'll just be for a couple hours.

LPC: I got my own hose and everything like that.

LPC: So if you see me out in front, I just wanted to let you know what I'll be doing, okay?

Man: All right.

Man: Sounds good.

LPC: Okay.

LPC: Just listen.

LPC: Don't touch the hose while it's working, okay?

Man: Mm-hmm.

Man: I got it.

LPC: Okay, because I'll find out about it if you do.

LPC: So, might as well just leave it alone.

Bill: I know.

LPC: I know, I know, I know you know.

LPC: Hey, and can you make me see?

LPC: some toast. Maybe bring that out front. I'm a little hungry. Would that be okay?

Man: I will get you the tuna sandwich.

LPC: A tuna sandwich? Dynamite, dynamite.

LPC: Okay, touch yourself. See ya later.

Bill: Okay. See you later.