Christian: Hello?

LPC: Hey, Christian.

Christian: This is Christian. Who is this?

LPC: This is Barney, Colin. How are you doing today?

Christian: Hi there! How ya doin’?

LPC: Yeah, yeah.

LPC: Well, hey, I need to talk to you a little bit about some equipment here.

LPC: We've got a couple problems up here.

Christian: Okay.

LPC: Specifically, I think you picked up a couple of my pieces of equipment, and I have yet to get them back.

Christian: I'm actually not sure what this is pertaining to.

Christian: You're saying this is Barney?

LPC: That’s what I’m saying!

Christian: Okay! What, uh, what is the equipment you’re referring to?

LPC: Well, I've got a non-agonical harness,

LPC: and I've got a hydraulic buttress and a number of rotors that are all gone now.

LPC: You picked them up inadvertently and took them as what you did.

Christian: What is this in context, though, sir?

LPC: I got your number from Luigi up at UEG. [sniffs]

Christian: I got to be honest, I don't know what the context of.

Christian: this is at all. Where are you talking about me supposed to pick this stuff up?

LPC: See, that doesn't surprise me. I've lived nine years in the business, my friend.

LPC: So I understand that you don't know the technicality of what I'm talking about here,

LPC: but I just want to get my items back with a clean code of WD40 at this point,

LPC: atop everything. You got me there? Christian.

Christian: Who? Who? I don't even know what this is in reference to. I don't, what business is as part of.

Christian: I'm a tech director. I do directing. I do directing.

Christian: I'm not sure what you're asking me about.

Christian: I don't know who Luigi is.

LPC: Well, see, that's what I mean.

LPC: You just didn't know what you were doing.

LPC: You didn't know what you were looking at.

LPC: He thought it was something else.

LPC: You know, you don't understand the technicality in that aspect of it and that facet of it.

LPC: So if I can get my belongings back, I won't need to go to the union and file a grievance.

Christian: Well, I understand what you're saying, but I don't even know where the shoot you're referring to is.

Christian: Like, where would this stuff have been that I would have taken it?

LPC: If you're not familiar with that side of the business, I put nine and a half

LPC: years in the business, my friend.

Christian: Okay, you can go ahead and file a grievance.

Christian: I'm not sure what this is in reference to or who this is part of.

Christian: I don't have time for this today.

Christian: I have to go and do my business.

Christian: So I'm going to hang up now.

LPC: —I’ve got ten years in the business, my friend!

Christian: That's great.

Christian: I do too.

Christian: Thank you very much, sir.

Christian: I don't know where this is referenced to.

LPC: Oh, you do?

LPC: Well, I'll tell you exactly what it's in reference to.

LPC: It's in reference to my buttress, my harness.

Christian: Hello?

LPC: Christian.

Christian: Speaking.

LPC: Listen, guy, lemme get my harness up there real frickin’ quick, okay?!

Christian: Where do you think your harness is?

Christian: Like, where would this have been?

Christian: What shooter you're referring to?

LPC: Oh, my buttress, my harness, my rotors, they're all missing.

LPC: On account of what you're done.

Christian: I don't know anything about this.

Christian: I haven't done anything.

Christian: I would appreciate to know what this is in context to.

LPC: You wanna sit down with my Union Steward or whadda you want me to do up here?!

Christian: Where would this stuff supposedly be, sir?

LPC: It's supposed to be in my possession on my toe.

LPC: tool belt right now. My name's Barney Blaha. I'm a local too, and I need to know what's going on

Christian: around. Barney Blaha. Okay. Well, I don't know where those are. I wouldn't know anything about it,

Christian: but I am at work, and I'm going to have to go talk to some people. So, if you want, you can go ahead

Christian: and contact your union rep, and we'll take care of it that way.

Christian: Hello?

Christian: Yes, what can I do for ya?

Man: Someone transferred you to me.

Man: About a safety harness? No?

Christian: No. Actually, let me ask you this. I was getting a phone call this morning about some sort of a safety harness issue.

Christian: What business is this? Who am I speaking to right now?

Christian: This is Keoti.

Christian: Keoti?

Man: What kind of phone call?

Christian: I was getting a phone call from someone that they were asking me about a harness and a rotor and something else.

Christian: Since you're saying that I was transferred to you and I didn't initiate this phone call,

Christian: can I just ask, where is this call from? Like, who am I speaking to?

Christian: what is the business?

Man: This is Keote production supplies, but I have no idea who I spoke to on the phone before you.

Man: They made it sound like you were their client interested in a safety harness and then transferred you to me.

Christian: No, okay. I understand. You're probably in the dark, too.

Christian: Okay, cool. I've been getting a phone call this morning. Someone was claiming that I had taken some of their equipment,

Christian: and they wouldn't tell me what shoot or anything it was connected with. So, all right.

Christian: Well, I am sorry to have bothered you today.

Christian: —as it’s been happening to me.

Man: Not at all, man.

Man: But, yeah.

Christian: Okay.

Christian: The guy who called me claimed he was Barney.

Christian: I didn't initiate the call.

Christian: I don't know how they linked me through here.

Man: No problem.

Man: Um, does it Gloria Duterte,

Man: is that mean anything to you?

Man: Yes.

Christian: Yes.

Christian: No.

Christian: What was the name you just said?

Man: Uh, Gloria, and then the last name is D-U-A-R-T-E.

Christian: Duarte.

Christian: Duerte? Uh, no, I don't know.

Christian: Uh, do you know how?

Christian: she was connected with it?

Man: No.

Man: Well, um.

Christian: Okay.

Man: Super weird, man.

Christian: It just occurred.

Man: Yeah.

Christian: What?

Christian: There's another voice on the line now?

Christian: What's going on?

Christian: Yes.

Man: What is goin’ on?

Christian: Uh, I have no idea what this is.

Christian: I'm going to hang up.

SPEAKER_02: It wasn't.

Christian: —Uh, thank you very much for your time.

SPEAKER_05: It wasn't.

SPEAKER_02: It wasn't.

SPEAKER_02: It wasn't at my instruction or behest.

Man: Who is this?

Man: Well, um, I am the embodiment.

Man: the embodiment of God. I am divinity and humanity combined.

Man: Think you got the wrong number, pal.

Man: No.

SPEAKER_05: No.

SPEAKER_05: It wasn't.

SPEAKER_05: It is a defining moment and God's people are going to be vindicated and the world is going to be judged.

SPEAKER_05: It's final.

SPEAKER_05: You can take that to the bank.