Man: Thanks for callin’ Nicolo’s. what can I help you with?

LPC: Hey, thank you! How ya doin?

Man: I’m good.

LPC: Hey, can ya hear me?

Man: Yeah.

LPC: Oh, you can? I can barely hear you up, but I'm going to pay for you.

Man: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's coming through a little weird, but I can hear you.

LPC: Oh, you can? Uh, how many fingers am I holdin’ up?

Man: Three.

LPC: How late? No. How? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

LPC: So how later are you open tonight?

Man: Uh, we’ll be open ’til midnight.

LPC: I think you serve later.

LPC: So what do you think of that?

Man: That's negative.

LPC: Can I place an order?

Man: Yeah, man.

LPC: Okay, cool. Uh—

LPC: What's your need?

LPC: Okay, can I get a salad?

LPC: A dinner salad and then with...

Man: Large or small on the salad?

LPC: Large.

Man: Okay, can I get a large?

LPC: Yeah, sure.

LPC: And I need a bunch of breadsticks, like 32 breadsticks.

Man: 32 bread, like the garlic bread?

Man: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Man: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

LPC: And then...

LPC: As far as pizza...

Man: What kinda dressing did you want on that salad?

LPC: Uh, thousand island—

LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Man: What's that?

LPC: As far as...

LPC: A thousand island?

LPC: It's just, it's like, orange, you know?

LPC: I don't really know how to...

Man: We don’t have that for sure—

LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

LPC: Okay, no dressing.

LPC: Oh.

LPC: Or if you, you know, put something on the side, I can experiment around.

Man: You can experiment around.

Man: You got to experiment around.

Man: No dressing.

LPC: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

LPC: Sound good, or?

Man: I can totally do.

Man: On the side, I can experiment around.

LPC: So I need some wings.

Man: What kinda wings would ya like?—

Man: Wings, wings.

Man: Let's see.

LPC: We need some wings.

Man: I need wings.

Man: Wings, yeah, yeah, yeah.

LPC: Buffalo barbecue, barbecue kind of thing, barbecue.

LPC: And then I need about 4860 of those.

LPC: 60 wings, barbecue.

Man: I can't.

Man: You can't understand what you're saying.

Man: Phong's doing something really weird.

LPC: Really weird.

LPC: I'm at a pay phone.

LPC: I'm on my way there.

LPC: I'll be there 15 minutes.

Man: Yeah, we don't do wings by number anyways.

Man: They're by weight.

Man: I'm not to pay phone.

Man: I'll be there at 15 minutes.

LPC: 10 pounds.

LPC: Fountain drinks?

LPC: 10 pounds.

Man: What’s that?

LPC: 10 pounds?

LPC: 10 pounds.

LPC: And then I need about 8 pounds of soda.

LPC: 10 pounds.

LPC: And then 10 pounds?

LPC: 10 pounds.

LPC: And then 10 pounds or 10 pounds of salt?

Man: You sure you don't want.

Man: 10 liters.

Man: And I need about 8 pounds of soda.

Man: A liter, liter of cola.

LPC: Yeah, liter of cola.

LPC: Yeah, a liter of soda.

LPC: And 10 pounds of pizza, uh, yeah.

Man: 6 pounds of.

Man: Yeah, we're definitely not doing anything by weight.

Man: I mean, we're not doing 10 pounds of

LPC: pizza, pepperoni pizza.

Man: [laughs] I tell you what, come in, order that here. I can—

Man: I can barely tell what you're saying.

Man: What do you do?

Man: What do you mean?

Man: What's really doing some weird chat.

Man: Huh?

LPC: I'm at a pay phone.

LPC: I'm not my pay phone here.

Man: —It’s doin’, like, this weird repeating thing and it’s doin’ this weird thing like right now. It’s just—

TTS: You have reached the maximum time permitted for recording your message.

TTS: If you were satisfied with your message, what do you do you do?

Man: What do you do, what do you do you do?

Man: And I'll be good to go.

LPC: Okay, let me just get a leader.

Man: Yeah, I can't.

Man: Like, now there's another voice.

LPC: I'll be good to go.

LPC: I need a leader of salad.

TTS: Are you still there?

Man: Leader of salad.

LPC: Yes, and a sentence.

LPC: I need a leader of salad.

LPC: And I'll be there with the next 10 and a

LPC: 15 minutes.

LPC: Yes, and the same.

LPC: And I'll be there with, what's the total on this?

Man: 13 minutes.

Man: All right?

Man: I've no idea.

Man: I'm going to have to, you can't, I can't tell what you say it.

LPC: What’s the freakin’ subtotal up there, Cap?

LPC: What's the sub total?

Man: I can't tell what you say it.

LPC: What’s my freakin’ subtotal, dawg?

LPC: What's my freaking sub total, huh?

LPC: Help me out.

LPC: I just got out of prison, you know, I've been looking forward to this.

Man: Sorry, you're having trouble.

Man: Your message, Chester.

Man: Yeah, come in.

Man: Make that order here.

Man: What do you think of a little out there now?

Man: What's good?

Man: Anya.

None: What do you?

None: What's good?

None: What do you?

None: What do the people?

None: with that?

None: Yeah.