Woman: Listen to show.

LPC: Yeah, I was trying to make my way up 'ere.

Woman: Yeah, I have, you need to give me a cross street or something.

Woman: I have no, I've asked four people where you are.

Woman: I don't know where you are.

LPC: I b—I was holdin' for someone to get on the line and it went silent.

Woman: Yeah, I had you on hold.

Woman: Can you give me cross streets?

Woman: Are you in the mountains?

Woman: Are you downtown Denver?

Woman: Where are you at?

LPC: Yeah, the line fell silent there.

LPC: I apologize.

Woman: Oh, that's fine.

Woman: I just need to know.

Woman: where you are so I can kind of help you out here because I have four different people.

Woman: No one knows what you're talking about.

LPC: Oh, you hit it smack dab on the head.

LPC: I live across the Great Divide.

LPC: You know, I have the four acres and I'm in the fork.

Woman: Okay.

Woman: Are you trying to get to Denver?

LPC: I'm trying to get to Twist & Shout

Woman: Yeah, we're in Denver.

LPC: Are you Twist & Shout?

Woman: Yes, we are.

Woman: In Denver, Colorado.

LPC: Good, good, good, good! Good!

Woman: Yeah.

LPC: Well, I've got the, ah, two large creeks runnin' through the middle of my back yard—

Woman: Yeah, that's not, that doesn't help me.

Woman: I need something else.

Woman: You need to give me the name of the city that you're in or something.

Woman: ’Cause I can't help you unless I know where you are.

LPC: The campfire pits.

LPC: I've got them on either side.

Woman: That doesn't help me.

Woman: You've got to give me the name of the town you're in.

Woman: If you just say campfire pits, that doesn't help me.

Woman: Because the next thing I'm going to suggest is Google Maps.

LPC: Well, I think you've hit it smack dab on the head.

Woman: For the third time, yeah, yeah.

LPC: What about the light rail?

LPC: I mean, that shows some real initiative on my part, don't you think?

Woman: Yes, it does.

Woman: You could take the light rail to either Loto or you could take it to Loto and you can take the 15 down.

Woman: That's one way to do it.

Woman: But other than that, I really don't know where you are, man.

LPC: Are you talking about the real estate market that I get to see everything on the way?

LPC: Because it's hot right now.

LPC: Is that what you're saying?

Woman: Not at all.

Woman: I don't think we understand each other at all, man.

LPC: No, no, no, no.

LPC: You're just adding an addendum to.

LPC: my original question is what you're kind of doing, right?

Woman: Not at all, man.

Woman: I'm just trying to help you, and I'm confused this out right now.

LPC: Okay.

Woman: So we can try and take the light rail to the bus station.

Woman: That's one way to do it.

LPC: And you've got bobbleheads, yeah?

Woman: Yeah, we got bobbleheads.

LPC: Okay, well, I think I'm showing initiative here.

Woman: That's great! And I'll see you when you get here!

LPC: Okay, so when I start out, which direction do I start out?

Woman: Depends on where you're starting from.

Woman: Right?

Woman: Yeah, I know, right?

Woman: So you can either try Google Maps at this point, or you can check your phone, because I don't know where you're starting at.

LPC: One thing you didn't mention, though, is how all the street signs are on the far side at the intersections,

LPC: meaning you only discover the street you're looking for after it's kind of too late, you know?

Woman: That's okay, yeah! But I'll see you when ya get here, man!

LPC: Are you on a service road, w—?

Woman: We're on the largest street in the United States, the one that goes the longest from east to west.

Woman: You can't miss it.

LPC: My point is there's no way to turn around for at least a good three to five miles once you start out.

LPC: And their service roads don't exist, so.

Woman: —Oh, okay, well I—I don't know that, man.

Woman: I've got to go.

Woman: I'm the only one here, so good luck, man.

LPC: If something's blocking the road, I'm sunk.

LPC: You know what I'm saying?

Woman: Yeah, you are, and I don't know how to help that, man.

Woman: We'll see when you get here.

LPC: Listen to me.