David: Hello?

LPC: Mr. Koechner?

David: Yes.

LPC: Hi, this is Rocky from the Jeopardy Television Office.

LPC: How are you doing, sir?

David Koechner: I'm pretty well.

LPC: Good.

LPC: Alex Trebek wanted me to contact you about appearing on the show.

LPC: I could put you through to him if you have just a moment here to speak to him.

David: Oh, you know what?

David: Honestly, right now I am in Louisiana at Tulane University about to go to a show.

LPC: He would love to speak to you just briefly.

LPC: I'm going to put you through to Alex right now.

David: Okay, look, I’ve gotta go do a show. This is probably a joke, I’m guessing—

David: Hello?

Alex: Hello?

David: Hello?

Alex: Yes.

David: This is David.

Alex: And?

David: I’m—I’m wondering the same thing.

Alex: Oh, your phone rang?

David: It did.

Alex: Yeah, my phone rang.

Alex: Somebody's dicking around with the system.

Alex: They've managed to come up with a process whereby they can phone two people at the

Alex: same time, and neither party knows what the hell is going on.

David: Oh, I’m sure they’re having a great time right now.

SPEAKER_01: Yep, they are.

SPEAKER_01: They are so brilliant.

David: Anyway, well, I hope you have a wonderful night.

David: I certainly will. And, uh, to cocksuckers who have, uh, engaged us, have a good laugh, children.

Alex: Yeah, where are you?

Alex: What city?

David: I'm living in L.A., but I'm actually about to be a show at Tulane University right now.

SPEAKER_01: Oh.

SPEAKER_01: You're aware?

SPEAKER_01: Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: And Tulane?

David: New Orleans.

David: Two Lane, yeah.

David: David Koechner.

David: Is this Alex Trebek for real?

Alex: Yeah.

David: Oh, yeah, so they’ve gotten ahold of your number and my number and so—

Alex Trebek: Oh, they've gotten a hold of a lot of people's number.

Alex Trebek: I got a call from Jose Canseco the other day, so, yeah, they figured a way to screw with the system.

Alex Trebek: Oh, they're, they're...

Alex: Hopefully we’ll get them and beat the crap out of them, the sons of bitches.

David: Yes, or worse.

Alex: Well, I agree with you there.

Alex: Okay.

Alex: You take care.

David: Bye. Thanks, brother. You too.

David: Bye.