Cameleopard

Album: Best Before '24

Year: 2024

Best Before '24

Track: Cameleopard

Speaker 1: A giraffe?
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I didn't order any giraffes.
Speaker 0: You want to talk to my husband?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really want that giraffe.
Speaker 3: We're not, we're not, I don't know of any delivery of two live giraffes.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to receive two giraffes.
Speaker 3: I'm going to refuse the order if you send me two live giraffes.
Speaker 3: We didn't order it.
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 3: We didn't.
Speaker 3: We do not.
Speaker 3: There's a mistake.
Speaker 3: We did not order two giraffes.
Speaker 3: I'm not giving you a check.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't know what this is, but we don't want you.
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 3: I'm the owner.
Speaker 3: I did not order two giraffes.
Speaker 3: I'm definitely not giving you a check.
Speaker 4: What you got delivered for me?
Speaker 4: The giraffe?
Speaker 4: What giraffe?
Speaker 4: How long the giraffe you order?
Speaker 4: Twenty four hundred dollars?
Speaker 4: Shit!
Speaker 4: I ain't got no twenty-four hundred dollars, man!
Speaker 4: I ain't make.
Speaker 4: no even a hundred dollars!
Speaker 4: You can keep it, you can keep it, my friend.
Speaker 4: I don't want it no more.
Speaker 4: I don't want it no more!
Speaker 3: No, no, no!
Speaker 4: I'm not paying twenty-four hundred, man!
Speaker 4: Man, you can keep it, you can keep it.
Speaker 4: I don't want it no more.
Speaker 4: I cancel my delivery.
Speaker 4: Please cancel it, man!
Speaker 4: I don't want it no more.
Speaker 4: Oh, you know what?
Speaker 4: You can have it.
Speaker 4: I don't want it.
Speaker 4: I don't want to pay for it.
Speaker 4: SHIT!
Speaker 4: I DON'T HAVE NO MONEY MAN!
Speaker 6: AND NOW HE SAYS TWENTY-FOUR HUNDRED
Speaker 6: DOLLARS?!
Speaker 4: Don't call me back!
Speaker 4: I don't want it no more!
Speaker 4: Fuck you mother bitch!
Speaker 2: What an order draft, what is that?
Speaker 2: You call it man, you call it, what are you talking about, what do you want from you?
Speaker 2: What an order.
Speaker 2: no draft man, I don't know what is that?
Speaker 2: You think we're gonna cut draft in here and sell draft man, you serious?
Speaker 2: You gotta call the zoo for that.
Speaker 2: Call the zoo, they're looking for an elephant too, if you got one available.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick the elephant nose in your ass.
Speaker 2: How about call the zoo and see if they got monkeys too?
Speaker 2: You look like one, you look like a gorilla in the background.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is the meat shop.
Speaker 4: Who ordered the giraffe?
Speaker 4: Nobody ordered any giraffe.
Speaker 4: We don't kill any giraffes here.
Speaker 4: Hey, why did you order a giraffe?
Speaker 4: We're on a camel, we don't want a giraffe.
Speaker 6: What chick?
Speaker 6: You're on number, my friend.
Speaker 6: You called me, what's your chick?
Speaker 6: I don't have no order, nothing, man.
Speaker 6: No, no, I understand, but the problem, I don't order nothing.
Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about, but we don't order nothing here.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you.
Speaker 6: Have a good day, bye.
Speaker 6: Maybe you understand me, man.
Speaker 2: No, no, I have nothing.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 1: Three years, no, no, no, bring the chicken for you.
Speaker 1: A giraffe.
Speaker 1: A giraffe.
Speaker 1: I didn't order a giraffe.
Speaker 1: No, I ordered a goat, not a giraffe.
Speaker 1: I specifically told them a goat from New Zealand.
Speaker 1: They don't listen.
Speaker 1: That's not my problem.
Speaker 1: Until I get my goat, then you get a check.
Speaker 1: I did not order a giraffe.
Speaker 1: I ordered a New Zealand goat.
Speaker 1: Oh my God.
Speaker 1: This is my second time calling them with this inconvenience.
Speaker 1: Oh my God.
Speaker 1: I'm not, I can't, I can't take the giraffe.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 1: I ordered a goat.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a goat.
Speaker 1: That's not my problem.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting no check.
Speaker 1: Nobody's getting a check until I get my goat.
Speaker 1: What's the address?
Speaker 1: Which meat shop?
Speaker 1: You can give me the address.
Speaker 1: That's not a HIPAA violation.
Speaker 1: HIPAA violation.
Speaker 1: It's not a HIPAA violation.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Nobody would have ordered, like, a giraffe here.
Speaker 5: Hold on a second.
Speaker 5: Did you order a giraffe?
Speaker 5: Is it live or what?
Speaker 5: From Tanzania.
Speaker 5: It's the Gourmet Butcher Block.
Speaker 5: What's the name of your company?
Speaker 5: UPS, you said?
Speaker 5: Dude, are you serious?
Speaker 5: A live giraffe?
Speaker 5: I don't have an order, but you can bring it by.
Speaker 5: I may go ahead and give you a check when it gets here.
Speaker 5: You got papers on it and stuff?
Speaker 5: You got to be kidding me.
Speaker 5: I'm serious, bro.
Speaker 5: Bring that thing by here.
Speaker 5: This guy's got a live giraffe.
Speaker 5: Can I get two of them?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 0: Yeah, what, you trying to deliver something?
Speaker 1: Delivery?
Speaker 1: What delivery?
Speaker 0: You guys called and said you were trying to make a delivery.
Speaker 0: It sounded like the guy said he was trying to deliver a giraffe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody said that they're delivering a giraffe and this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So I was like, what's, you know, the, make it easy.
Speaker 1: Then I asked him, I was like, what's the address you're delivering to?
Speaker 0: Yeah, I told him I needed twelve of them.
Speaker 0: So he sent me to his manager.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, yes, no, yeah, uh, yeah, there's misunderstanding.